Yeah, yeah
That's right

We talk about your pop
We talk about your Pepsi products
We talk about your soda
I rather talk about Yoda
We talk about your spills
How you can't sit still and eat your pills
We talk about how you get fat!!!
We talk about your Diet Rite
and when you get up at night
We talk about your dreams
where you shoot Root Beer beams
We talk about your pop shows
We talk about your pop clothes
You talking about Moutain Dew makes me smile,
but every once in a while

CHORUS
I wanna talk about cheese
I wanna talk about pie
I wanna talk about sour cream on top of rye
I like talkin' about Moutain Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew, but occasionally
I wanna talk about cheese (cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese)
I wanna talk about cheese (cheese, cheese)

We talk about your screams and your caffeine
and your vanilla cream
We talk about pop in every shape and size
how your heart
and your brain ain't smart
You know talkin' about Moutain Dew makes me smile
but every once in a while

I wanna talk about cheese
Wanna talk about pie
Wanna talk about sour cream on top of rye
I like talikn' about Moutain Dew, Dew, Dew but occasionally
I wanna talk about cheese (cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese)
I wanna talk about cheeeeeeeese (cheese, cheese)
(I wanna talk about cheese) MMM cheese, cheese
Moutain Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew

I wanna talk about CHEESE

I wanna talk about cheese
Wanna talk about pie
Wanna talk about sour cream on top of rye
I like talikn' about Moutain Dew, Dew, Dew but occasionally
I wanna talk about cheese (cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese)
I wanna talk about cheeeeeeeese (cheese, cheese)
(I wanna talk about cheese) MMM cheese, cheese
Moutain Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew
Oh cheese!!!