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Song Parodies -> "Dishes in my Sink, Clothes in my Dryer"
Original Song Title:
"Whiskey for my Man, Beer my Horses"
Original Performer:
Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Dishes in my Sink, Clothes in my Dryer"
Parody Written by:
Zak Randall
The Lyrics
When it comes to doing all the chores
Say somebody clean stairs
Somebody clean floors
Somebody clean the whole ceiling
Somebody clean the TV
They always run away
Leaving all the chores for me
Yeah all the chores for me
So now I have I to spend this beautiful day
Doing chores that nobody else really feels up to
Don't have anytime to play
I'm always busy doing everyone's chores
Sweeping up the kitchen
Finish mopping the floors
'Cause
Cleaning up after people is not much fun
Even though I hate it I can't
Stop until each job is done
Won't stop till all the glasses shine and they sparkle too
Fold all your clothes and hand them to you
And I'll wash 'em again constantly singing I've got
Dishes in my sink, Clothes in my dryer
I've got to many chores for just one man
There's way too much to do I just can't stand
Gonna sweep up the crumbs and dust the television too
I will make it shine just as if it were new
Yeah I'll make 'em shine like new
Cleaning up after people is not much fun
Even though I hate it I can't
Stop until each job is done
Won't stop till all the glasses shine and they sparkle too
Fold all your clothes and hand them to you
And I'll wash 'em again constantly singing I've got
Dishes in my sink, Clothes in my dryer
Cleaning up after people is not much fun
Even though I hate it I can't
Stop until each job is done
Won't stop till all the glasses shine and they sparkle too
Fold all your clothes and hand them to you
And I'll wash 'em again constantly singing I've got
Dishes in my sink, Clothes in my dryer
Say somebody clean stairs
Somebody clean floors
Somebody clean the whole ceiling
Somebody clean the TV
They always run away
Leaving all the chores for me
Yeah all the chores for me
So now I have I to spend this beautiful day
Doing chores that nobody else really feels up to
Don't have anytime to play
I'm always busy doing everyone's chores
Sweeping up the kitchen
Finish mopping the floors
'Cause
Cleaning up after people is not much fun
Even though I hate it I can't
Stop until each job is done
Won't stop till all the glasses shine and they sparkle too
Fold all your clothes and hand them to you
And I'll wash 'em again constantly singing I've got
Dishes in my sink, Clothes in my dryer
I've got to many chores for just one man
There's way too much to do I just can't stand
Gonna sweep up the crumbs and dust the television too
I will make it shine just as if it were new
Yeah I'll make 'em shine like new
Cleaning up after people is not much fun
Even though I hate it I can't
Stop until each job is done
Won't stop till all the glasses shine and they sparkle too
Fold all your clothes and hand them to you
And I'll wash 'em again constantly singing I've got
Dishes in my sink, Clothes in my dryer
Cleaning up after people is not much fun
Even though I hate it I can't
Stop until each job is done
Won't stop till all the glasses shine and they sparkle too
Fold all your clothes and hand them to you
And I'll wash 'em again constantly singing I've got
Dishes in my sink, Clothes in my dryer
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