Yeah-ee, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Uh, now, now, buddy, now, now, now, buddy
Now, now, now, buddy, don't crop me, buddy, don't skew me (buddy)
Buddy, don't crop me, buddy, don't skew me (buddy)
Buddy, don't crop me, buddy, buddy, don't skew me
Yeah (buddy, don't crop me), yeah-ee-yeah (don't, don't skew me)

Have you ever seen
A breath-takin' piece of novice art, a-a-art?
When that pops up on your screen
You wish it had been you, then you'd be the star, sta-star
Doesn't mean that you should go partake in a lil' plagiarism
Cause that means that you're a douche, dou-douche
You may have failed ev'ry little sketch, but no-one's gonna fall for your tricks
Because there's not much on your end

No, all that you've done here is crop and skew
Skew, skew, crop-crop and skew
All you deign to do is and-and skew
And -ew-ew, crop, skew-skew
Nothin' else you've done but crop and skew
And-and skew, crop, skew-skew
All your art is set askew
Skew, skew-skew, crop-crop and skew
You're no artist, you just and-and skew
Buddy, don't crop me, buddy, don't skew me (yeah-ee)
Buddy-buddy, don't crop me, buddy, don't, don't (crop and skew)
Buddy-buddy, don't crop, buddy-buddy, don't skew me (he-e-e-e-ey-yeah)
Buddy, don't crop me, don't-don't skew me (yeah-ee, yeah-ee-ee, hey-ee-yeah)

Have you ever been to the comments section
Of the art you ripped off, off-off-off?
Ev'ry other comment links to you, pissed off at your shit
Because they feel that you should be stopped, sto-sto-stopped
And on your "work", there's a thousand links
The original ain't hard to find, you're such a clot, no-no-whoa-ooh
'Twas in your fav'rites right at the top, you've liked the artist quite a lot
Yet your big sub loss was quite a shock?

'Fraid that's what happens when you crop and skew (yeah-ee-ee-ee-yeah-eah)
Skew, skew, crop-crop and skew
No-one likes it when one and-and skews
And -ew-ews, crop, skew-skews (stupid, stupid, hahahaha, ow)
Sign you're a dick when you crop and (now-now-now)

Buddy, no-one's gonna like that, like that, like
Barely editin' those pictures, doin' it proudly (uh)
Not what I meant-meant by "a ref'rence"
It ain't my fault that all your comments are really rowdy (nope)
True-true, you can't draw for shit (yup), a skill that takes a long time (yeah)
Your crop-crop-crop use, skew use, skew use, won't fix that, won't fix that, right (whoo!)
Art taker (yah), can't say "based off", you sleeze
People have programs to work out what you've grabbed, dude (blah)
One more "coloured sketch" and they'll ban you
Ban you, ban you, all the mods will ban you (watch it)
Another dozen added layers won't help veer them off
I'll cheer them on when they all greet you (yup)
With a giant list of what Photoshop
Filters that a blind man can see, dude (yup)
You just gotta admit that you're crap (hey)
Your method ain't fair, it's sad, you're a hack (hey)
Buddy, you still insist it isn't all that bad (hey)
Probably cause you think "flipped horizontal"'s a great mask (hey)
Could not be more wrong, please
So instead of claimin' that it's your submission, it ain't true (you asshole)
Come on, stop

It's pretty blatant that you crop and skew (hahahaha (whoo!), s-s-s-stupid)
Skew, skew, crop-crop and skew
No tutorials say "and-and skew
And -ew-ew, crop, skew-skew"
Not a technique, it's just crop and skew
And-and skew, crop, skew-skew
Like a Dutch angle, askew
Skew, skew-skew, crop-crop and skew
We all hate you cause you and-and skew
Buddy, don't crop me, buddy, don't skew me (yeah-ee)
Buddy-buddy, don't crop me, buddy, don't, don't (crop and skew)
Buddy-buddy, don't crop, buddy-buddy, don't skew me
Buddy, don't crop me, don't-don't skew me
Me, me, me-me-me, me