Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite game
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and start grooving without shame
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes...she's feeling bored
Here she comes
left right up pause (enter password)
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, mario help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky playing pong while she bangs 'n bongs
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna sway along
Got it goin' on
Like a honky playing pong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your joystick
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
heaven have mercy,how she even turn that arcade on
That honky pong..bang 'n bong
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
when her momma was a gamer
You just wanna hate her
For workin' that money-waster
if you wanna play with me girl
better get a wii girl
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky pong bang 'n bong
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna sway along
Got it goin' on
Like honky playing pong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, while i scream and whale
she's so pale, how's she even get all that suntan on
With that honky pong bang 'n bong
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to prance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey playing pong...banging while she bongs
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
mario have mercy, how's she even keep them britches on..swayin all
along
That honky pong ..bang 'n bong

That honky pong bang n bong
Yeah, that honky pong dang she plays so long

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk with a honky babie....groovin like a colored lady...even white girls get it on playing pong