This is for all you sophisticated schmucks out there

She grew up near Cleveland
In an Akron subdivision
A member of PETA
Didn’t like fried chicken
Graduated high school at 16
She got tired of her livin situation
Decided to go for some higher education
Not to OSU but
Down to UC
Little did they know that while she was gone
She’d fall for a guy with a Bengals Jersey on
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And she’s ridin in the middle of his pickup truck
Eatin Graeters Ice Cream sayin ‘That’s the stuff’
They raised her up near Cleveland
But there’s one thing you couldn’t avoid
Ladies Love Cincy Boys
You know it’s true

You know some of these people want better for their daughters
Thought they would be a doctor or a lawyer
Not with some fat, ugly, inbred bagger from the Queen City
They never understand how that stupid boy
Would take her to Kings Island and no Ceder Point
Or why she’s ridin in the middle of a pickup truck
Eatin Skyline Chilli sayin ‘That’s the stuff’
They raised her up near Cleveland but there’s one thing you just can’t avoid
Ladies Love Cincy Boys
Now get Cincy with it.

They say that those Cleveland fireworks are the bomb
But the Rozzi’s still turn em on
While they’re sittin in the bed of a pickup truck
Eatin LaRosa’s sayin ‘Mmmm, that’s the stuff’
You can raise em up wherever but there’s something you just can’t avoid
Ladies Love Cincy Boys
They love us Cincy boys yeah
Just can’t help it, it’s that Cincy thing ya know
nana nanana nana nanana nana nanana
Oh yeah, sing that Batman theme
Nanananana nanananana nanananana
Batman
Nanananana nanananana nanananana
Love that Batman theme