-> "Build us a Rockingham"
Original Song Title:
"Paint Me a Birmingham"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Build us a Rockingham"
The Lyrics
Well there was a track, in Rockingham
Poor attendance and no sell outs, from the fans
It was on the tour, but in '04
NASCAR said no racing there, anymore
If you ask why this track seemed so unique
I'll give you just two words, progressive banking
Well could you build us a Rockingham
Make it look like the one we had
A mile track in a larger town
Stands goin' all the way around
Banking twenty-two degrees
Soft walls, run it early spring
And for a while they'll race there again
If you could build us a Rockingham
It's just sittin' there, with growin' weeds
Now it's not even used for, NASCAR testing
The track was bought, by ISC
But will they bring it back, no that's hard to believe
Investors if there's anyway you can
Could you bring this track back to NASCAR again
And could you build us a Rockingham
Make it look like the one we had
A mile track in a larger town
NEXTEL all the way around
Bank the back stretch at ten degrees
Put a bump entering turn three
For a while they'll race there again
If you could build us a Rockingham
Build us a Rockingham
Make it look like the one we had
A mile track and when the sun goes down
Lights runnin' all the way around
Bank the front stretch at eight degrees
Turn a lap at one, sixty-three
You'll be thanked by a million fans
If you could build us a Rockingham
Oh build us a Rockingham
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