-> "COPS"
Original Song Title:
"Drops of Jupiter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"COPS"
Parody Written by:
Darren J. Godbold
The Lyrics
The show is back with a season premiere
"COPS", its get stupider every year
Hey, hey.
It just gets dumber when they bring in the pain
Rampaging through a drug lord chain
Blood stains....
They set up the cameras in mid afternoon
For a stakeout used to arrest some fool.
Hey, hey.
Tell me, did you see them arrest that nun?
Did you get to see that show where that LA gang got smoke grenaded?
After they saw drugs being traded.
Tell me, did you really think this show would go far?
A Camera in a patrol car.
It makes good TV while they are looking for those crooks out there.
Tonight they busted up a pot plantation.
And took the junky down to the station.
Hey, hey. Mmm...
They questioned the guy and put him on the show
And confiscated all the weed he grows.
Hey, hey.
Now this guy's face was full of fear
He's afraid that they'd take all his Mary Jane
The guy began to stammer so they chucked him in the slammer
So his customers can't fly which he never had planned.
Tell me, are you sitting on the edge of your seat?
Do you nearly wet your pants in a trance when COPS is shown on pay?
In a marathon that goes all day.
And tell me, have you since committed a crime?
Now you know what its like to do the time?
Makes good TV, keep an eye out for those COPS out there.
Can you imagine at prime time when your channel flicking'
COPs are shown always sticking - Hand cuffs on, some dude who must be in the wrong.
Can you imagine the gunshots, from cops, near the shops just minutes after Seinfeld?
The best gun battle that you ever saw...
And ... err
Tell me, are you sitting on the edge of your seat?
Do you nearly wet your pants in a trance when COPS is shown on pay?
In a marathon that goes all day.
Tell me, did you see them arrest that nun?
Did you get to see that show where that LA gang got smoke grenaded?
After they saw drugs being traded.
Tell me, did you really think this show would go far?
A Camera in a patrol car.
It makes good TV - we all wanna see some *COPS*.
Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Naaarrrr.
Do you nearly wet your pants in a trance when COPS is shown all day?
Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Naaarrrr.
What are you gonna do?
When they come for you!
Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Nah, nah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah.
Naaarrrr.
When COPS are about, you better watch yourself out there.
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