-> "Vampires In the Night"
Original Song Title:
"When I Look To the Sky"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vampires In the Night"
The Lyrics
When it bleeds it squirts with heartbeat spurts
And my neck hurts
I’m feeling groggy, my insides are dry
I get the hang of hunger pangs
I sink my fangs
into the ones I love before they say goodbye
And as I sleep inside this coffin
I can see you in my nightmares that won’t seem to let me go
There’s vampires in the night
Something tells me they’re after me
And I can’t set them all alight
And my mortal soul is lost
The pain tells me they’re biting me
And I can never hug my wife again I fear
Old enemies I wanna slay
And I can’t go out in the day
A body prone on the kitchen floor
I hadn’t bit before
Every sunrise that I’ll miss
Due to long nights in undead bliss
Then I turn into a bat and I fly away
And as I sleep inside this coffin
I have now become a monster that I thought was make believe
Those vampires in the night
Thought it funny to torture me
I’m now allergic to sunlight
Endless night at a cost
Features pale tell others to flee
An accent screws up what I say
Sometimes I am upside down or spinning ‘round
or just plain overhead
Because it feels like it’s impossible to fly
But when I’m calm I spread my wings
Squeak sonar over everything
And when I find you, then I charm you, and stare into your eyes
When I feel like there’s no one
That I’m way too greedy
There you are to feed me
Vampires in the night
Decided then to play with me
Like a toddler with his food
And now I feel like some Thai
Maybe pizza delivery
And I can bring them to the undead brotherhood
Vampires in the night
something tells me they’re here with me
And I don’t really think they’re here to drink a beer
I have the urge to say “blah”
Watch films with Bela Lugosi
His death can always choke me and bring me a tear
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