-> "The Candy Song"
Original Song Title:
"Drops of Jupiter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Candy Song"
The Lyrics
I just got back from the candy store
Something tells me I wanted more, hey hey
I've got Kit Kats and I've got Rolos
Skittles, Starburst, and it shows hey hey
I've got several kinds of Hershey bars
And the one candy that's known as Mars, hey hey, hey hey
Tell me, did you eat a Snickers bar
Did you even eat a Milky Way, and eat a 3 Musketeers
Something I haven't had in years
Tell me, did you eat a bag of M&Ms
It's never ever gonna end
When I'm addicted and I'm wanting a lot more candy
Now I'm going back to the candy store
So that I can buy some more, hey hey
I take Lifesavers and Reese's Cups
Jolly Ranchers, I can't get enough hey hey
I got some Crunch and some Hershey's Kisses
Even Butterfingers for the Mrs., Cadbury bars
And Baby Ruths I like those a lot I'm telling the truth
Tell me, did you eat a 100 Grand
Did you finally eat a Mr. Goodbar on this one day
And then another Milky Way
Tell me, about Almond Joy and Mounds
Every kind of candy has been found
To be very addictive now we're want a lot more candy
Can you imagine about Whatchamacallit bars
Bit-O-Honeys being eaten by you, even Heath, Skor, and Take 5
Can you imagine about Cadbury Crème Eggs, and Jelly Bellies going in your belly
The best kinds of candy that you ever gave to me
Tell me, did you eat a 100 Grand
Did you finally eat a Mr. Goodbar on this one day
And then another Milky Way
Tell me, did you eat a Snickers bar
Did you even eat a Milky Way, and eat a 3 Musketeers
Something I haven't had in years
Tell me, did you eat a bag of M&Ms
It's never ever gonna end
When I'm addicted and I'm wanting a lot more…
Na na na na na na na…
And did you finally get a chance to eat another Milky Way
Na na na na na na na…
And did you eat another Snickers bar, eat another Snickers Bar
Na na na na na na na…
And now we're eating 100 bucks of candy
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