Now that she's working at the local kennel,
With the drops of pluto on her shoe, hey hey hey hey
She acts like a magnet to those little brown piles,
Although she's a mess she goes home with a smile, hey hey hey
Scense her return from a stay in Hawaii,
The place she called home is now a pigsty hey hey hey hey

But tell me, did you wipe your feet on the doormat?
Did you take your clothes to a laundomat to get them clean?
Was this job you have forseen?

Tell me, why dont you just clean up?
With your little yellow towel?
And did you miss me while you where cleaning off you shoes in there?

Now that shes back from her bathroom trip,
Tracing her way throught the cleanser on her finger tip, hey hey hey
She checks out dial, and uses caress
reminds me that im under stress
hey hey hey hey

Now that she's back in my atmosphere,
Im afraid that she might think of me as,
a plain ol' pain,
now sorry bout a dog who was to afraid to fly,
so she never got high,

Now tell me, did the stench sweep you off you feet,
Did you finnally get a chance feed the little puppy dogs,
Then head back to your kennel home,
And tell me, did the grate dane blow your mind?
was there all the soap you needed to find?And did you miss me while you where cleaning off your shoes in there?-


Can you imagine no, dogs, fur, soap, pork chops, dog treats?
The best dog always leavin' drops for you?
Even when i know your clean,
Can you imagine no puppies, freeze dried dog treats, five hour vet visitaions?
The best filled bone you ever had and me?

Now tell me, did the stench sweep you off you feet,
Did you finnally get a chance feed the little puppy dogs,
Then head back to your kennel home,

But tell me, did you wipe your feet on the doormat?
Did you take your clothes to a laundomat to get them claen?
Was this job you have forseen?

Tell me, why dont you just clean up?
With your little yellow towel?
And did you miss me while you where cleaning off you shoes in there?