-> "Cell Shame"
Original Song Title:
"Still Frame"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cell Shame"
Parody Written by:
Jay Dries
The Lyrics
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Please help me cause im breaking up
These buttons broken and I cant call out
Please help me cause I'm breaking up
These buttons broken and I cant call out
Text me, mine bust and I lost you
Contact me, mine bust and I lost you
And everytime I think I finally fixed it
I was too far away, then i had ever been before
I see the minutes and their ticking away
And the battery emptied, why the f*** do I have to pay?
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Take that outside, the call gets delayed
As if they couldnt stand ringing, as if they had to throw me on the pave,how gay
A small contraption, I think im ready to snap it
I think im chipping away from my phone bill i dont really need
A small connection like a tiny computer
How'd they figure it out? cause they got it all wired
Now their smaller, phones much harder to see
What this future will hold for us, what the fuck beats caller I.D.?
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These buttons broken and i cant call out 8X
Mine bust and I lost you, my cell is so screwed
I'm afraid I'm calling too far away
I'm calling too far away, I'm calling mother(who I wanna reach)
I'm afraid I'm calling too far away
I'm calling too far away, I'm calling too far away
CHORUS
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