-> "Brand New Slow"
Original Song Title:
"Brand New Low"
Parody Song Title:
"Brand New Slow"
Parody Written by:
Deadly
The Lyrics
Every time slower
it makes me wonder why
I bother to try while i give it that look from my eye
cause its bugging me
and it always seems to be that can be blamed in the end
cause each time I try to load a site
it goes slower than last time
and the next time it might not progress at all
and I wanna know
why do i bother?
is there any point to this song?
and I wanna know
is there any point
in making up this song
the next time I tried
there was no internet
I was so surpised
I could not believe it
I dont think
I should have gone
and pulled out the plug
in frustration
maybe next time
I should think twice
before doing that again
because this time
I really paid the price
and I wanna know
why do I bother?
is there any point to this song?
and i wanna know
is there any point
in making up this song
a computer is not what it seems to be
it has memory
which I killed
when I pulled
out the computer plug
and now I regret that
im using msn to replace
my lost internet
and I think its my fault
and I wanna know
why do i bother?
and I wanna know
why do I bother?
and I wanna know
why do I bother?
and now I've lost all my self control
cause my com sunk to a brand new slow
and now I've lost all my self control
brand new slow
what is the point of this song?
brand new slow
what is the point of this song?
brand new slow
whatever the point of this
cause my com sunk to a brand new slow
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