I see his ass crack
Belly's wide
Hairy back
Flabby sides
Floor is wet
Slip 'n' slide
This is the guy who'll fix your pipes

(Repeat)

When the Liquid Plumber just fizzes
Get pissed, can't wash my dishes
You people know just what this is
"Bloop bloop" that clog's so vicious
with me, this sh*t's gon cost
Can't pay? Then that's your loss
You know your plumbings stopped
Might as well turn your water off
I know you need me baby
No plumbing will drive you crazy
get a towel and wipe it off
Your pipes are glitched with all kinds of clogs
This job might be real hard
Better use your credit card
Got the tools out in my car
I'll fix the leaks wherever they are
From plumbers who gettin' g's
throw back with a ham n' cheese
Backed up? Pipes on freeze?
I laugh at that cause they can't stop me
Got a big beer gut supreme
From eatin' things like Krispy Kreme
Baldheaded like Mr. Clean
And the hairiest ass crack you've ever seen

I see his ass crack
Belly's wide
Hairy back
Flabby sides
Floor is wet
Slip 'n' slide
This is the guy who'll fix your pipes

(Repeat)

(Ludacris)
I'm downright..........Dumb
Give me the wrench 'cause I'm about to plumb
Tell me what you wanna hear
Damn' I'm your man
Trouble with your can?
I'ma pop my trunk
You ain't seen no tools like mine
You ain't seen no drool like mine
Gonna make ya flush real fine
next to the sockets and my 6 by 9's
Let me show you my wire saw
Let me show you where your pipes are flaw
I might drive you crazy
And play my music by Tim McCraw (NOOO!)
Tell me if it's new or old
Tell me if it's hot or cold
Let me know if it's draining slow
I'll fix it up with my belt line low
See I ain't got no time for games
I'm about just fixing drains
How you lovin' my plumber's slang?
Monkey wrench and a tattoo of a yin-yang
So anytime you need me call
When it's summer, spring, or fall
It doesn't matter, come one, come all
When I bend over, you can see my drawers

I see his ass crack
Belly's wide
Hairy back
Flabby sides
Floor is wet
Slip 'n' slide
This is the guy who'll fix your pipes

(Repeat)


Cresent wrenches
Oh yeah, I run my business
You think my job is senseless?
But my money is endless
I'm livin' ghetto fab
I'm spendin' hella cash
My breath is hella bad
So what if I'm trailer trash?
I'm guaranteed, of course
I'll get right to the source
You watched me work inside
You saw me snake your line
You know I aim to please-a
Take Mastercard or Visa
Winter's my favorite season
The pipes just keep on freezin'
Hold up, I'ma keep it goin'
Backing up, now it's overflowing
Wet floor, moppin' it up
P V C, keepin' it good
Hey man, that's the wrong pipe angle
My monkey wrenches dangle
Belly's fat from jelly rolls
Plumber power in your toilet bowls!

I see his ass crack
Belly's wide
Hairy back
Flabby sides
Floor is wet
Slip 'n' slide
This is the guy who'll fix your pipes

(Repeat)