(Luther Vandross)
I want Tech TV
Just Want some Tech TV

(Jamie Foxx)
Oh, oh, oh....

(chorus)
She says she wants some TLC, some Game Show Network,
a little USA to get us channel surfing tonight
(I want Tech TV (3x) Gimme Tech TV (2x) Well, well, well, well)
She says she loves some ESPN2, The Cartoon Network, a little Turner Classic Movies gets us channel surfing tonight
(I want Tech TV (3x), gimmie Tech TV (2x), well, well, well, well)

(Kanye)
I got a remote control, 'cause I point at it and whip
Bring some friends you cool with
Wrestling got our butts whipped
CSI came from the strip
Animal Planet has chicks
GSN gets our game on
BET, made us Biggie and Shyne home
Renovate fine homes
Cheating couples lying through
GoodLife has some "Diamonds," CMT has Campbell's rhinestones
She got a small cable box that has Game Show Network
Got a satellite dish that has Game Show Network
Watched some ESPN2, seen some West Coast hockey action
Cinemax for movie freaks, just to prove us all wrong
I'm gon watch "The Man Show"
"Queer Eye" is a no-no
I'm gon watch a title fight
Pepsi Blue to set it right

(chorus 2x)

(Twista)
Gotcha switching the remote fighting hand over wrist
Gotta watch Nick that or MTV this
When it comes to rockin' the remote like Sony and Quasar
I can tell you ain't no messin' with Kan-nan and Twist
From the satellite sky be
A little Tech TV
Seein' Dawn Marie
Or seein' Lizzie
Dress properly
By the Letter G
And all this (well, well, well, well)
Come with me and watch the CNN news campaign
VH1 classic has some "careless whisper"
Score some hockey lights, Watch Newton, Issac
The channels keep flippin' while Press your luck rewards spinners
While I'm
Watching BET
Something for the streets
Bumpin' R&B
Ain't no need to leave
A little something for the G's
And I flip it (well, well, well, well)
Combine the Earth and the Wind and a little Fire
Heart and Water gets wet to combine Captain Planet
2 contenders get out of the maze
Fullfilling our every sensation instant replay having anaylsis
I'm ready for the world, girl
Come on over girl, make me touch that mute button while my cell phone's ringing
And every moment i'm controlling, I would rather watch Playmakers or see some Jodeci
Got a Directv season pass
'cause I change the channel too fast
I did miss a show, so I got myself a TiVo
VCR forward fast, from the 1st to the last
No matter how much of a fan you see
I still see TRL on MTV, so watch some TV with me
And with some Laporte, come on and hope i'ma finna and stilla want Tech TV

(chorus 2x)

(twista)
baby drop another program
all you need is a remote and one hand
And if you got college plans, there's a college game in Birmingham
Higher than 50 like an old man
Got an HBO deal plan
Cuz after that then I
watch some Battle Dome
See some dino bones
Britney in the zone
Watch a Monster Home
Gotta runner on 3rd
and I do it (well, well, well, well)
baby drop another program
all you need is a remote and one hand
and if you got college plans, there's a college game in Birmingham
Higher than 60 like an old man
Got a Cinemax plan
Cuz after that I
Renovate a home
Mills Lane get it on
Interact with a phone
NASCAR gets me goin'
hear Marge Simpson moan
And I do it (well, well, well, well)