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Song Parodies -> "English Teacher's Suicide Note"
Original Song Title:
"By the Time You Read This"
Original Performer:
Unfinished Thought
Parody Song Title:
"English Teacher's Suicide Note"
Parody Written by:
CommunistHippie
The Lyrics
This is an awesome band if you've never heard them... well anyway this song is for certain OCD Billy-the-Bench-head loving English teachers I've had...
By the time you read this, you'll find my grammar mistake
I will die imperfect
No commas so I'll leave today
I lived all of my days grading tests and essays
Where the only problems I faced were spelling mistakes
By the time you read this, you'll have found my mistake
Honor my memory and use the past tense
It's an ending I want
My detrimental errors
With the commas ended my life
It's an ending I want
My illiterate students
Don't know the meanings of my words
It's an ending I want
Billy will corrupt you
Then you'll pass my fatal class
It's an ending I want
Cherry's not a name
And he's not the man you think he is
Wishing I had always used am not instead of ain't
For I have been paralyzed by my grammar mistakes
It's an ending I want
The nose and the name
Are one and the same crayon
It's an ending I want
Let's bring up the packet
I just did not know that you were there
I will die imperfect
No commas so I'll leave today
I lived all of my days grading tests and essays
Where the only problems I faced were spelling mistakes
By the time you read this, you'll have found my mistake
Honor my memory and use the past tense
It's an ending I want
My detrimental errors
With the commas ended my life
It's an ending I want
My illiterate students
Don't know the meanings of my words
It's an ending I want
Billy will corrupt you
Then you'll pass my fatal class
It's an ending I want
Cherry's not a name
And he's not the man you think he is
Wishing I had always used am not instead of ain't
For I have been paralyzed by my grammar mistakes
It's an ending I want
The nose and the name
Are one and the same crayon
It's an ending I want
Let's bring up the packet
I just did not know that you were there
If it doesn't make sense, you haven't been in any of my English classes.
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