(farmer)
Get up
sheer sheep down

(farmhand)
Yeah! OKAY! Farm hand!

(sheep)
Bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah

(farmer)
I'm on the farm with my farmhands
tryna get al ittle sheep wool
before the summer brings the warm heat
To pay for all my meals
from the way I was creepin up on them
you'd think they wouldn't trust me
but they decided to chill

My sheerers they got heavy
sheep had me thinkin they were ready to sheer
(sheer now, sheer now)
sheep looking right at me
So then I started and got wool on the floor
I said farmhand lets go
when I started Sheep said

Bah (bah) sheerer went down and then I was cutting
bah (bah) I got so caught up I forgot the farm hand
bah (bah) him and my sheep are as close as can be
bah (bah) next thing I knew shepp were all up screaming
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah

Wool's all up on the floor now
got me thinkin that it might be
a good idea to clean up this stuff
when I'm ready to leave
now I gotta cut em real close
cuz when it's hot outside
they sweat uncontrolably
and that just ain't neat

cuz what I don't know, if I sell that wool
just what will it get me
But what I do know, is the price they pay
makes me a pretty penny
that way I'm gettin dough
I'm like yeah, just pay that out to me
they asked for one more pound,
And i'm like yeah
what the hell am I supposed to say
The sheep said

Bah (bah) sheerer went down and then I was cutting
bah (bah) I got so caught up I forgot the farm hand
bah (bah) him and my sheep are as close as can be
bah (bah) next thing I knew shepp were all up screaming
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah

(farmhand)
sheepa!

(A sheep)

Watch out, my wool skin is ticklish
In the farm lookin so ridiculous
and growl!, these ewes all on the prowl
After you skin me, try ta skin the cows
forget about pain, I'm a sweatin' here
Don't stop till my wool is all off me Hear?
so gimme the haircut and it'll be off with my wool
then watch me not sweat, cuz I'll be cool
I left the farm and I went to graze
If they didn't cut me then I'd be a ball of wool
How ya like me now
when my wool is valued over ten bucks a pound
let's graze, you the one to thank
farmer sheers us to fill up his bank
him and hand shave more and the leave us bald
they want a sweater in the store, but a sheep on the farm

Bah (bah) sheerer went down and then I was cutting
bah (bah) I got so caught up I forgot the farm hand
bah (bah) him and my sheep are as close as can be
bah (bah) next thing I knew shepp were all up screaming
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah
bah, bah bah, bah bah, baaah

(a sheep)
Take that and sheer it back,
farmer's got the thing to make our wool go
take that and sheer it back,
farmhand helps the farmer make our wool go
take that and sheer it back
all the sheep got the patience make our wool go