-> "Damn"
Original Song Title:
"Yeah"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Damn"
Parody Written by:
Deldel
The Lyrics
DAMN(ugly)
God damn she shouldn't be that ugly
God damn look at yo grill girl
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
She was a new breed of ugly
looked at me with her crusty eye
she had two rows of front teeth
it was horrifing
shorty had a little drool on her left cheek
when she was talking she was spitting in my ear
breath was stank rotten goat cheese
I didn't know how to deal
When she kept looking at me
the chunks in my stomach were ready to blow(oh)
she was tryna play sexy
so i got my bus pass and ready to go
she stuck out her big toe
said where you goin nigga
Chorus:
DAMN,DAMN
shorty was damn ugly buck tooth and hairy
DAMN,DAMN
Her grill was so fucked up it requiered therapy
DAMN,DAMN
it aint cute to look like an endangered species
DAMN,DAMN
got kicked in the mouth when she ran up on me I say
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
Nappy all up in her head now
her momma named her abortion but everybody calls her abby
she never was ment to be
buggas stay up in her nose now
with little snot bubbles always slowly forming
her face is crippling(damn)
how the- fuck did you
come out looking like a science project baby so
bush should -ship you off
to the middle east and stop the war with iraqees
cause yo face -is so bad
it could do what no nuleaur bomb could ever acheive
I say yo ugly ass- should be band -from human civilization just leave
we all say
Chorus:
DAMN,DAMN
shorty was damn ugly buck tooth and hairy
DAMN,DAMN
Her grill was so fucked up it requiered therapy
DAMN,DAMN
it aint cute to look like an endangered species
DAMN,DAMN
got kicked in the tooth when she ran up on me I say
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
rap:
Goddamn that bitch is hideouse
everytime she gets close she scaring us
and HOW did the hell did she get out
her mommas behind her saying shoot her now
Thats the ugliest thang in living proof
the bitch look like chewbacca in her birthday suite
cause the minute the bitch attempted to try to dip it low
everybody witnessed her couchie fro
dredlocks hanging out ya nose
please call aspca animal patrol
please call it now we gotta dancing pitbull and it not arousing
Smell like cat piss and rotten cheese
got the saggyiest set of double-d's
Say why the hell isn't this dumb bitch dead
if you see her in the street
pump tha bitch full of Led
cause she's so
Chorus:
DAMN,DAMN
shorty was damn ugly buck tooth and hairy
DAMN,DAMN
Her grill was so fucked up it requiered therapy
DAMN,DAMN
it aint cute to look like an endangered species
DAMN,DAMN
got kicked in the tooth when she ran up on me I say
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
damn,damn,damn,damn,damnDAMN
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