Got that feelin' in your body that u done ate some food,
That'll make u change the way that your bowels move
U know it was the spagetti but u don't really know
Was it the pasta, the beef or the oregano
Sat there, pushed and looked down
And what came out looked like a mound
Always eat spagetti alone
Your farts will leave stains on your thong
You're smellin' bad

Ur smellin, ur smellin bad
When ur all alone, open a window b/4 ur heart goes flat
Ur smellin, ur smellin bad
If u go a day without #2 u'l have a s#*t attack
U know ur smellin bad when ur out with ur spouse and they wanna take u home "Whats that smell about?"
Ur smellin bad when ur talkin to ur bum sayin can this please wait till some time else, Ur smellin bad

No more cheese muffins,now I know
Between those and buritos I'll be out on the flo'
No balony, or candy bars (with those I'll be fallin)
Eggs, ham and chessy (I will just blo up)
All my people that know whats goin on,
But down the steak and help me sing this song, tell em
I love ham, I like cheese curls, my smell crosses the whole wide world
Then throw away the cheese curls, spit out that ham and if u have to go use the can
See I've sat there smelled it and fell down
Looked in the mirror and I saw a frown
I have trouble eating peas,
They come out when I pee, I'm smellin bad

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