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Song Parodies -> "A Hundred Points (Dallas Mavericks Theme)"
Original Song Title:
"A Thousand Miles"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Vanessa Carlton
Parody Song Title:
"A Hundred Points (Dallas Mavericks Theme)"
Parody Written by:
Freddie C.
The Lyrics
Steve Nash, Michael Finley, Dirk Nowitzki, Antawn Jamison, Antoine Walker...Where the hell is the D!?
Watching the Dallas Maverick game, no-look pass
Scoring fast, and they'll get more
Cause they say, We love offense
What's defense? We'll just score
From the inside and the outside
But now you wonder why we can't win big playoff games?
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...tonight
In high-flying times like these I think of you, and the pressure's all on me
Well there's never so much wrong five players belong
On a high-scoring team
There's a need, see, for 100 PPG, Well now you wonder why we can't win big playoff games?
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...tonight
And we'll pass it to Dirk and Antoine
And that other Antawn
We'll score triple digits a game
Finley and Steve Nash
Watching the Dallas Maverick game, no-look pass
Scoring fast, and they'll get more
Cause they say, We love offense
What's defense? We'll just score
From the inside and the outside
But now you wonder why we can't win big playoff games?
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...
Well we can't win big playoff games
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...tonight
Scoring fast, and they'll get more
Cause they say, We love offense
What's defense? We'll just score
From the inside and the outside
But now you wonder why we can't win big playoff games?
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...tonight
In high-flying times like these I think of you, and the pressure's all on me
Well there's never so much wrong five players belong
On a high-scoring team
There's a need, see, for 100 PPG, Well now you wonder why we can't win big playoff games?
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...tonight
And we'll pass it to Dirk and Antoine
And that other Antawn
We'll score triple digits a game
Finley and Steve Nash
Watching the Dallas Maverick game, no-look pass
Scoring fast, and they'll get more
Cause they say, We love offense
What's defense? We'll just score
From the inside and the outside
But now you wonder why we can't win big playoff games?
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...
Well we can't win big playoff games
We can't play D, it's just a shame
Now you know we'd score a hundred points
Just to win the game...tonight
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