Song Parodies -> "Ass Wipe"

Original Song Title:

"Hashpipe"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Ass Wipe"

Parody Written by:

Justazeroman

The Lyrics

My butt gets to stinking, cuz I don't have a dime
I hope I find a bathroom way before dinnertime
I can't help but writing all the things that are sick
Playing my harmonica, amusing these kids

Oh, why don't you pick me
Oh, why don't you pick me
Why don't you pick me
I'm not a goblin
You know that I've tried
You're such a big tease
I'm such an ass wipe

I like eating cookies when they're warm in the bowl
I know that I should share, though I can't let them go
I'm the last to be picked, always left on the street
Always putting my name as the last on the sheet

Oh, why don't you pick me
Oh, why don't you pick me
Why don't you pick me
I'm not a goblin
You know that I've tried
You're such a big tease
I'm such an ass wipe

Oh, why don't you pick me
Oh, why don't you pick me
Why don't you pick me
I'm not a goblin
You know that I've tried
You're such a big tease
I'm such an ass wipe
I'm such an ass wipe
I'm such an ass wipe

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