Song Parodies -> "Chronic Hiccups"

Original Song Title:

"Islands In the Sun"

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Original Performer:

"Chronic Hiccups"

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The Lyrics

Hic Hic!
Hic Hic!
Hic hic!
Hic hic!

Doc, I'm glad you're in today
Here, I have the cash to pay
Please don't laugh, I implore you
'Cause I don't know what to do

Chronic hiccups are no fun
It's annoying to everyone
It's stuck in my diaphragm
My chest's in so much pain

Hic hic!
Hic hic!

Why it happens, don't ask me
I don't have an allergy
Spent the weekend in Bayonne
Came back in the hiccups zone

Chronic hiccups are no fun
Getting tips from everyone
Told me to drink some wine
Or eat some whole wheat grain

Held my nostrils together
Ate a spoonful of sugar
I tried a handstand on my door

Hic hic!
Hic hic!
Hic hic!

Chronic hiccups are no fun
And my sex life? I have none
It makes me wanna cry
I've got a bad headache

Should I try wearing leather?
Or live in humid weather?
I dont' wanna hiccup anymore!

Hic hic!
Hic hic!

I wish that you could find a cure
Wo, wo
I wish that you could find a cure
Wo, wo

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Larry Hensley - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment

This was really funny. Never thought of this song like that before, with all those "hic hic"s. 555

carol - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment

well written and holds the attention.

Agrimorfee - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Lar', thanks Car'!

Adagio - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC Annoying, aren't they? Good parody. 5's

Johnny D - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Rather Zen, Agri. "Should I try wearing leather? / Or live in humid weather?" I've been wearing a "pleather" vest as part of my costume in "Measure for Measure" out in the park this July, in VERY humid weather, and I've sweated enough to drink while holding my breath. Was that too much information? ;-)

Stuart McArthur - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3C - interesting point Agri - I think I've heard more cures for hiccups than the amount of times I've ever had them - which means I'll never get to test them all out, I guess - funny idea - 555

Red Ant - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3-C) Hmm, maybe living in humid weather is the key to not having hiccups... in VA, it's usually 90+% humidity, and I've never had CH...though sweating profusely is probably more embarassing. Loved the "hic hic" parts. 5s

Jeff Reuben - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment

I make up for the humidity by getting the drunk hiccups. Well done!

Matthias - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Heh! Heh!.... Heh! Heh!..... Heh! Heh!..... Nice *hic* One!

Scathe - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3 C) I don't know if there is or ever will be an instant cure for hiccups, so don't hold your breath. Good parody.

Rick C - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3C - Like Larry said above, the hic, hics fit perfectly into this. Good one, Agri.

Matthias - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Still a fan of this one the "Hic-Hic" was a very good sub for "Hip-Hip", what I'm not a fan of is having the hiccups. The sad thing is that none of these so-called remedies work.

Rex - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Very cute, I can imagine a really funny video to this one.

bobpiecheese - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I've always found that drinking a lot of water helps with the hiccups. For me anyways. This one may be three years old, but it's still solid work, Agri. 555 for you!

Below Average Dave - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

(Art)Amazing job with so little to work with.

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