When I was your age, my life wasn’t great
I had a good run, I’m out of touch
My fashion sense is out of date
And my friends are dropping like flies

I just moved in to a nursing home
They sent me here, my kids resent me
Why shouldn’t they, I ain’t anybody
I’m just a crazy old coot

Over the hill, that’s where I’m gonna be (Been there, done that)
Sitting here over the hill
Over the hill, ouch I got a krink in my knee (Dammit dammit)
Living life over the hill

Look at all those young nurses
I bet they’re waiting on degrees
When I see one’s passing face
I swear she has a strange disease

I wanna get out of this place
My neighbor snores like a freight train
Take my picture, send it out
Hostage situation
Over the hill, when will I get set free? (Never, fat chance)
Being held against my will
Over the hill, won’t someone at least visit me? (busy, busy)
Somebody call Dr. Phil

The truth is…..I don’t wanna leave
It’s something we all go through
And I guess it’s my time

Yes it is – I’m just a cranky, ancient fool
And the Reaper’s on my tail
I might as well enjoy my stay
At least I’m not in Hell

Over the hill, my time is coming soon (Clock is ticking)
Waiting for my curtain call
Over the hill, angels coming to seal my doom (Leaving, leaving)
Boy my life sure was a thrill