Poor jason Voorhees was pitiful,
Couldn't have been uglier,
Everone who looked at him,
Couldn't have helped being a bit disturbed.

But the one day he went to Crystal Lake
The poor kid he fell in and drowned.
And now jason stalks.
All round the block.
And he's killing all over town.

Lalala lilly la
Lala didy da da dum

kill once again,
you're a slasher, man
kill us a guy tonight,
cause we're all in the mood for a villain now,
and there's counselors that're still alive.

Now the campers are victims of his,
Who get picked of every day,
But to their great suprise,
it seems Jasons prefers guys,
who like to have sex all of the time.

Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch,
thats the stalking theme ya hear now and then,
if you missed it don't worry, you'll hear the chant,
again and again and again.

oh, la da da diddy da
da da diddy da da dom

And Pamala's his dear mommy, yes.
who only wanted the best for her son,
but when something went screwy,
before you knew she was trying to kill everyone.

And she's flying around commiting arsony,
and killing those counselors dead,
Her sons wearin an NHL hockey mask,
but he's scarier without it on.

Oh, kill once again,
you're a slasher, man
kill us a guy tonight,
cause we're all in the mood for a villain now,
and there's counselors that're still alive.

It's a pretty sad day at Crystal Lake,
Pamela Voorhees has bitten the dust.
And Jason my freinds, wants everyone dead,
yah you know he can't be trust.

Oh, and eople are trying to kill him now,
oh, Jason hasn't been shut down.
tommy jarvis don't cry,
you can give it a try
again when the sequel comes round.

Oh, kill once again,
you're a slasher, man
kill us a guy tonight,
cause we're all in the mood for a villain now,
and we think that you'll do just fine.