I just got out of Jedi training
Somehow I made it through
But I'm still just an new-b-e-e-e
I still might slice your arm of with Light sab-e-e-e-r
I got out last, in my class
cuse, I Barely slice a piece of Obi-Ones' ass
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A Light Saber law s-u-u-u-it

Hey, I'm a Newer-Jedi
Swinging' my saber for the very first time
I'm a Newer-Jedi
Jedi mind tricks are my best l-i-i-ne

Better hide all your survi-vors
Cause, my training is fading f-a-a-a-st
Many other Jedis have come in
And I don't know how long the Force will l-a-a-a-st

Can't you see, the green guy
Here he goes - talking back-wo-r-r-rds
He'll pull his saber out, he'll pull his saber out
And see some test of f-a-a-te!!

I'm a Newer-Jedi, hey
Usen' my Light saber for the very first time
I'm a Newer-Jedi
Here's a pre-nup for you to s-i-i-i-gn

Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a dick
I trained at the Y.O.D.A.
And I have no alibi , yah I have no alib-i-i-i
therefore, what do I s-a-a-y-y-y

I'm a Newer-Jedi, hey
Usen' my Light saber for the very first time
I'm a Newer-Jedi
Got my Light saber from E-bay!!

I'm a Newer-Jedi, ooh I'm a Newer-Jedi
I'll reach inside
With the Force, and my Light saber
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh Jedi, yah
I can hear Obi-One screaming
For the very last time