[Brit]
Cut these songs into pieces
This is my last resort; it's temptation, no kidding
Don't give a... if I lose peeps in voting
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm lost on this site, losing what's mine
Wish somebody would show me I'm fine
Lost on this site, losing what's mine
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's all right, on Am I Right
I'm whining and a-crying

[Billy]
Shut up! (Shut up)
Shut your mouth, you're getting me so fed up
All of us have problems so just wake up
(we all have problems so just wake up)
I wish youd just stop all of your whining
There's no place here for all of your crying
I wish you would look at the real world, stop your complaining
I wish you would just keep to yourself all that youre saying
I don't know why
Why do you think I want to hear your yellin'
I don't know why
I don't think you see
This is not the place nor the time
Don't cry, no one wants to hear you whine, whine, whine!
Wh-wh-whine whine whine whine whine Hey!

[Brit]
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
This is not your song!

This is about me!
This is about me!
This is about me!
Now just run along!

Billy, Billy, Billy.
My name is of course Brittney.
Billy, Billy, Billy.
I claim this my parody.
Billy, Billy, Billy.
Now won't you just look and see?
Billy, Billy, Billy.
Don't mess up my parody!!!

*Brit shoves Billy away who pushes her back*

[Billy]
Do what I think, cause your song, makes me sick I wanna puke-a
Interupt, let my feelings erupt, because I need-a

Hate to hear you wreck these songs, alright
Do believe you wreck these songs
Because your whining goes on
'Cause it is all wrong

*Drags Billy away from the mic.*

[Brit]
Told you I am a girl
And yet you decide to just gone and diss me
I'm in love with your work
But Billy these dissings can be so misleading
Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, your own brain knows that all fun is cheating
I'm just looking for something new
Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now

*Lasso's Brit andhog ties her*

[Billy]
I might
take back
All the things that-a I did say
If I felt that way
But there is no way
So I'll (This I'll do)
Just go on and sing (Really sing)
Don't care what pain I'm gonna bring
Until you end this thing (This damn thing)
and in French that's 'Fin'
yeah


Ooh, ah, oh, ah, oh
Ooh, mi, mi, mi, mi
Hear that?
That's right, that is my bad singing
Hear that?
That's right, that is my bad singing
Hear that?
That's right, that is my bad singing
This is what you get for your complaining like that
Hear that?
That's right, that is my bad singing
You like hearing that?
That's right, that is my bad singing
Hear that?
That's right, that is my bad singing
Annoyingness I have and you can't beat that

*Brit struggles with ropes to mic, nudging Billy out of the way*

[Brit]
I'm the rebel girl of fun!
I'm the rebel girl of fun!

I'm the rebel girl of fun!
Be a rebel girl of fun!

*Brit falls over and continues to get out of ropes as Billy takes over*

[Billy]
Oh no, you're not gonna win this bout
Oh yes, I'm gonna yell and shout
This song will go my way
Have my say
My say, hope that's ok?

Oh no, you're not gonna win this bout
Oh yes, I'm gonna yell and shout
This song will go my way
Have my say
.....Hope that's ok?

*Brit blindfolds Billy and pushes him over.*

[Brit]
But you are the wrong guy
Not gonna win
We can see through you
See you're a liar

Cause inside you're giddy
Giddy like me
We can both "fin" dude,
That's what we can do.

*Billy undoes the blondfold and reclaims mic*

[Billy]
I will go on, and on and on, I dont, dont care
dont care, if I sound Sa-, If I sound Sa-silly
yes, I'll go on, too long, too long, and I , I know,
I know that I sound real, that I sound real sh*tty

*Brit gets her own mic and stares Billy down*

[Brit]
We are, we are two of the best artists
This song, this song, will be a real big hit.
They all, they all know that we've both got it.
We are two real great artists!

[Both]
HEY!

*The two shake hands and don Eminem like outfits*

I'm the cute Brittney
Yes I'm the cute Brittney
All the other dumb Brittney's
Are just some ditzy's
Won't the real Brittney please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up.

[Billy]
Oh the REAL Britney?, My Mind must be jaded
Can't beleive I was mean to such a nice lady
So my Ego's deflated, I, I,
I give up

So Britney can we Wrap this up?
(Wrap up Britney) (Wrap up?)
(Wrap up Billy) (Wrap Up!)
(Wrap up Quickly)
Britney can we please wrap up?
HEY!