Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading torrents
From file-sharing sites
Like BitTorrent, or uTorrent, or Vuze , or Torrex

But deep in your heart
You know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing movies
Then you're robbing hardware stores
And selling crack
And running over school kids with your car

So don't download this film
The movie store's where you belong
Go and buy the Blu-rays like you know that you should
Oh don't download this song

Oh you don't wanna mess
With the M-P-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that BD-R
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma
Or a seven-year old girl
They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

So don't download this film
Don't go pirating movies all day long
Go and buy the Blu-ray like you know that you should
Oh don't download this film

Don't take away money
From directors just like me
How else can I afford another block-buster hits
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody please

Don't download this film
(don't do it no no)
Even the Russos knows it's wrong
(You could just ask him)
Go and buy the Blu-ray like you know that you should
(You really should)
Oh don't download this film

Don't download this film
Oh please don't you do it or you
Might wind up in jail like Chris Evans
(Remember Chris)
Go and buy the Blu-ray (right now) like you know that you should
(Go out and buy it)
Oh don't download this film

Don't download this film
(No no no no no no)
Or you'll burn in fire before too long
(And you deserve it)
Go and buy the Blu-ray (just buy it) like you know that you should
(You cheap bastard)