No originality, blatant ripoff of the original.

I admire your cojones for pulling this one off, especially for that list section. I don't know how Al sings it without tripping his lips! Like Al's, not particularly funny, but works for me regardless.

Nothin ever happens in this town Must find something to stop the nagging I though that i would go right out of my mind Until i looked out my car window My friend said "Hey, you know that brand new store? Right next to the K-Mart, that wasn't there before On the spot they're gonna build a shop Where we can go drop our kids off Since then i've been pulling out my hair Trying so hard to get my kids there They're so excited, and i really don't care I just wanna get away From my kids they nag me day and night From until the sun comes up until it's no longer bright Any day now they're gonna be inside Well, i hope they open soon (Chorus) I can't wait no i can't wait When are they gonna open up that store? They're goin (yes they're)goin, they're a-goin to the Goin to the (toy) store they're goin, really goin to the Goin (toy) they're goin to the (toy) oh yes, they're goin to the Toy Store On a Saturday, i lay awake through the night Tryin to realize that i had won the fight Because my kids went to the store Wheather they liked it or not Gonna give em' $20 each And tell them to use there money wisely Thats all the money their gonna get Unless i say otherwise Guys with nametags walking down the isles Rows of basketballs that goon for miles and miles Brand new mountain bikes in alot of different styles All aranged numerically And they're doing an opening day stunt Theres a great big fushia sign out front That says "Our 32nd customer Will get a Hot Wheels Hummer free" (Chorusx2) Would you look at all that stuff They've got Barbie dolls, bouncy balls, hot wheels cars, and basketballs Baking ovens, wrestling rings, volleyballs, and little kings Skateboards, Lego Blocks, Rollerblades, and little doll socks BB pellets, foursquare balls, and things you can bounce off the wall, Picture frames, You-Gi-Oh, Racing cars that really go Water paints, Pokemon, Chess set, rook and pawn Mountain bikes,PS2, Baseball cards and Scooby Doo Football cards, X-BOX, Monopoly, and the Rock Stuffed animals, Spongebob, GameCube, a slimey glob Stock car models, CD's, baby dolls who really pee Fairly OddParents, RVD, videotapes, and DVD's Collectibles, Tony Hawk, Spiderman, dolls that talk Robin, Superman, Nintendo, and Batman Donkey Kong, Posters, baseball caps, and plastic toasters Drum set, bass guitar, and a remote controlled car Snow cone maker, colored pencils, and real little kiddy stencils

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! SUCH A GOOD SONG!