Say do you remember that kid Michael next door,
He has an I.Q. of a mayonaisse bottle.
And he is so darn fat,
that loser had to waddle.

He would call me at midnight just to say hi.
He was a really stupid guy.
And everyone knows that he is a dummy!

Boy he's a loser that stupid, stupid guy.
He once was a good friend, now he's not even in my mind.

Say do you remember how he read
Playboy magazine just for the ads.
He is so self conceeded,
that he always called himself rad.

He has a strange family,
Mike is a loser as anyone can see,
and his mom and dad are stupid and is grandma's a hag.

Boy, he's a loser that stupid, stupid guy.
He once was a good friend, now he's not even in my mind.

Not even in my mind!