Cut my cake into pieces
This is my best dessert
Chocolate icing
No cherries
Don’t give a ---- if it's baked or dairy

This is my best dessert

Cause I’m using my knife
Taking my time
Tastes like brownies with a chocolate fudge side

Using my knife
Taking my time
Tastes like brownies with a chocolate fudge side

Baking all night
Tasting so fine
I’m running out of time
Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum.


Wake up!
Grab the mix and mix a little cake up!
Put it in the oven so it bakes up!
Why'd you leave the frosting on the table!?
While it's baking lets go watch some cable!
(you wanted to)
Grab the mix and mix a little cake up!
(you wanted to)
Put it in the oven so it bakes up!
(you wanted to)
Why'd you leave the frosting on the table?
(you wanted to)

I don't think you trust, in, my, baking of cake and pie
I... cry when ovens deserve to
DIE DIE DIE D-D-DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! HEY!


I gotta Go Pee
I gotta Go Pee
I gotta Go Pee
Get out of my way!
I just might pee my
I just might pee my
I just might pee my
Pants if I'm too late!

I drank, I drank, I drank
A full gallon of whole milk!
I drank, I drank, I drank
A carton of Orange Juice!
I drank, I drank, I drank
You know I really gotta....
I drank, I drank, I drank
I've gotta pee a lotta!


Poke what I want cause I can and if I don't
because I wanna, be deplored by the rich and those poor
because I'm gonna.
Love to say I poked you so. Oh Yeah!
I do believe I poked you so.
Now I poke on and you knew cause I wanted to.


Dressing up like a girl
I dressed up once and almost completely
Didn't feel like I'd hurl
I guess what they said was so misleading
Can't think of anyone to kiss
This might be a phase that could be fleeting
Being a man I'm gonna miss
But cross-dressing is something worth repeating now


(Your ringtone cannot be downloaded, try again later)

(Shoo-bop) Last night, (Doot-doot) they said, (Shoo-ba-doo-boo-bah)
Oh I couldn't get a ringtone (No I can’t)
'cause they turned me down, (turned me down) momentarily
So I, (What you do?) Well I turned around (Right around)
It's not gonna be alright, (be alright) did they told me lies (told me lies)
When I left that night? Yeah.


Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
Get up and help me wash up the dishes
Get up and help me wash up the dishes
Get up and help me wash up the dishes
Clean the bowls and plates and glasses and cutlery
Get up and help me wash up the dishes
You slacker, get up and help me wash up the dishes
Get up and help me wash up the dishes
Grab yourself a sponge and start a-scrubbin' with me


The alter boy was drunk
The alter boy was drunk
The alter boy was drunk
The alter boy was drunk


This time, gonna bid on it all
Gonna break everyone else's balls
I'm'a bid on eBay
On eBay
eBay every day

This time, gonna bid on it all
Gonna break everyone else's balls
I'm'a bid on eBay
On eBay
(Cash register rings) every day


Cause I'm sleepin' outside
My wife's sleepin' in
Cuddled and cozy, while I'm out here freezing
It's starting to storm now
So I'm getting drenched
Cause I'm sleepin' outside
Shunned from the inside


Go to the mall, ti bang, ti, bang, diggy, diggy, I said the mall
and spend some money (x2)


We have, we have the war of the losers
We have, we have the war of the losers
We have, we have the war of the losers
We have the war of the losers Hey!


I'm a high school student
Yes a high school student
All you other high school students are just plain stupid
So will all the high school students please wake up, please wake up please wake up.
Cause I'm a high school student
Yes a high school student
All you other high school students are just plain stupid
So will all the high school students please, please, please wake up

Hey students will you please wake up?
(Wake up students!)(Wake up!)
(Wake up students!)(Wake up!)
(Wake up students!)
Students will you please wake up? Hey!

(The teacher picks up a stack of books and drops them on the desk to wake the students up)