Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Rob
And he watches TV and he's a big, fat slob.
But his evil parents really didn't approve
so he packed up his stuff and had to move.
To a house at his friends where he played PC
And he played Playstation 2 on the TV.
And he played other video game systems too
and every single night he had to change his shoes.
Where he was wearing socks with holes in them that made people go "Phew"
But that's really not imported from China.

Well, the very next year with his broken belt
And his eyes as square as can be (as can be).
He got kicked out
and thrown about
then turned into a millionaire from a show based on TV.
And he spent his million dollars on a 2000" TV
He got the idea from a song (from a song).
And he still lives in a giant cardboard box
but somehow the TV stays on.

Then one day Rob was in the box watching In The Box
When he heard some guy fall down from the stench of his socks.
He almost dead from the stench of Rob's feet
So Rob put some shoes on and went over to beat
the guy up, but it turns out he's from a record company.
So he gives Rob a contract and what do you think
Now he's got his very own album, which really stinks