[Verse 1]:
[Eminem]:I sued my Ex-Wife
'Cause I saw her [Zap]ing with another man, and I got [Fart]
[Sora]: I'll Sue Justin Bieber
He never has a right to be a gangster He's only 16
[Tai]: I sued Pidemon
Because everytime we tried to run away he puts us into keychains
[Dexter Holland]: I'll sue Steve Berman
'Cause I was told to "change a record or it's not coming out"[1], PUNK!
[Eminem]: I sued Slim Shady
'Cause I looked at my reflection and I really f[Slide Whistle]ing Hate that thing
[Sora]: I'll sue Ash Ketchum. He never really used a digivice to digivole, [Bleep]
[Dexter Holland]: I'll sue Miley Cyrus, yo
'Cause Every time I watch something good, I'll find "Hannah Montanna", DAMN!
[Tai]: I'll sue the critics
'Cause they keep asking me the same f*cking question
I Can't Take it anymore
Yeah!

[Sora]: If you ever really knocked me down
If you really punched me in the face and give me a f*cking nosebleed

[All]: We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah,
[Eminem]: that's what We're gonna do
We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue,
[Dexter]: yeah We might even sue you, BITCH!

Verse 2:
[Dexter]: I'll Sue Brad Pitt
He has no right to be a good f[Doink!]ing actor, And he sucks!
[Eminem]: I'll Sue Good Charlotte because they don't know how to sing
and all they do is whine!
[Sora]: I sued AudioVox
'Cause I took a bath with my CD Player Now it doesn't work
[Tai]: I sued Ashley Tisdale
'Cause I Saw that movie "High School Musical"
She looks like a jerk
[Eminem]: I sued Royal Bank
'Cause I tried to take out and there are no sufficient funds *Scoff*
[Tai]: I sued Nickelback because you know they don't even know how to rock out Like Led Zepelinn or Tool
[Sora]: I sued Mark David Chapman
'Cause he assasinated John Lennon back on the 8th of December
[Dexter]: I'll even Sue Noodles
[Noodles]: Dexter, Are You Honestly that f*cking nuts?
[Dexter]: Uh... DO I NEED A F*CKING REASON?
[Noodles]: Nope!
Ughh!

[Tai]: If I sprain my ankle while I'm walking at night
[Sora]: If I bleed my knuckles when I punch you in the mouth, PUNK!

[All]: We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue,
[Dexter]: yeah, that's what We're gonna do
We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue,
[Eminem]: that's right, We're gonna sue you
[Dexter]: Ughh!
[Tai]: Ughh!
[Sora]: Ughh!

[Tai]: We'll sue ya, We'll take all ya money
[Sora]: We'll sue ya, if you even look at us funny
[Dexter]: We'll sue ya, We'll take all ya money
[Eminem]: We'll sue ya, if you even look at us funny
[All]: We'll sue ya, We'll take all ya money
We'll sue ya, if you even look at us funny [x2]
We'll sue ya,
[Eminem]: ha ha ha ha ha
[All]: We'll sue ya,
[Dexter]: whatchy'all think of that?
[All]: We'll sue ya,
[Tai]: ha ha ha ha ha
[All]: Booya!
[Sora]: We'll sue ya, PUNK!
[All]: Ughh!

*Noodles Does a Guitar Solo at the End*
[Outro: Eminem]: Thank You all for coming Out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Until we meet again Next time ha, ha, ha, ha.
PEACE! *Does a Peace Sign*