They see me fillin'
My Super Soaker Gun
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so Black n' nerdy

Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm Black n' nerdy
Tech jokes crackin', I'm Black n' nerdy
On life's Honor Roll with-
The high achievers (not slackers)
Yeah, so far they all think
I'm too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Really, really Black n' nerdy

Obey the rules of the FCC
Ham radio airwaves is the place to be
Am a frequent guest star on local TV
At parties doing the chronic??? No, not me!
Shh! Silence golden at the library
Hot cars and hotter women- to the contrary
I like to play games like Pictionary
Like learning new words from the dictionary!
Read the Wall Street Journal daily
I like retro trends! Oh yeah... have a pocket protector to protect my pens
Meet new people in the strangest places
Act all “Harry Potter” in the Quidditch races
Favorite guy of all time is Stephen Hawking (or is it Carl Sagan?)
Miss the '80s, were the glory days
Into IBM when it was a craze
Rubik Cubes? Done in seconds, friends amazed
Loved ALT symbols in my forum days
I avoid “Black Power” ovations
Attend diversity celebrations
Role-playing, Brain Games, having fun
At a Convention went out with a Romulan
All the BQ haters had got it wrong
Lana Clarkson wasn't lame, but tall & strong
Phil Spector killed her, sad... but life goes on
Read the latest Forbes and follow the Chinese Yuan
Asymptotic lines are really long!

They insist upon... an Afro growin'!
I know in their minds they think I'm
Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm Black n' nerdy
Look at me I'm Black n' nerdy
On life's Honor Roll with-
The high achievers (not slackers)
Got it from genetics, I'm too
Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
I'm just too Black n' nerdy
BLERD? That Black n' nerdy?

I've been shoppin' and collectin'
Buy signed comics at the conventions (Kevin Smith affection)
My LEGO sets?
Don't neglect 'em
Want more and more, but no place to store!
Into literature, biology, and psychology
I love learning- so add anthropology
And all the Brothers? Yeah, well they can all tell
That in their dark hood I don't fit it so well
It's how I speak- live my life
Instead of the stoops, I hang out at the Mall
Dress in bright colors, black doesn't suit me at all
I hate rap music... love Country, and Faith Hill is a doll
Hey! I speak English and not smack
No Hookahs, no Vodka, yet I'm pretty laid back
Listen to whale song and the rainforest to relax
Not enough? Want me to get freaky? I'll put on my Milli Vanill CD!!!

Not enough energy?
How 'bout CC & the Music Factory???

Forget it, give me John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, and Ennio Morricone!!!

Competitive in the extreme, always make the academic teams
To create a time machine is my greatest dream (or a brand new AI Being)!
Only question that ever blew my mind:
Whose ego is bigger- Cameron's or Spielberg's... films side-by-side?
I spend all year
marking my calendars
Going to Expos, Tech Shows, Theme Parks, and Fairs!

Use ISIS and Uber Apps everywhere
Call me “whatever”... I just don't care....

Everyone knows that life isn't fair

Moto-Uni (cycle) I'm ridin'
eatin' Gelato: they're both Italian
It's me they criticize 'cause
I'm so Black n' nerdy
Just because I'm Black n' nerdy
Just because I'm Black n' nerdy
All because I'm Black n' nerdy
Gee Whiz! I'm Black n' nerdy
On life's Honor Roll with-
the high achievers (not slackers)
but, oh well, it's obvious I'm
Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Look at me I'm Black n' nerdy