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Song Parodies -> "(Hera's a) Baboon"
Original Song Title:
"Balloon"
Original Performer:
Wendy & Lisa
Parody Song Title:
"(Hera's a) Baboon"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Billy Beer, you guzzle
Hera's a baboon
I don't care what you say
Total crass maroon
Mean to Aphrodite
Hera's a baboon
I am done with you, Miss Thing
Bite her like a prune
Lions fill with stuffing
I say
Hera ba-ba-boon
Nah nay
Hera ba-ba-boon
My way
Hera ba-ba-boon
High way
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Guzzle, dear, a Billy Beer)
Hera's a baboon
Moo goo bwana Zeusie
Hercules, a fling
Didn't wanna floozie
Hera's a baboon
Tom and Dick and Harry
Wrote her a haiku
But she likes Curly, Moe, and Larry
Do, re
Hera ba-ba-boon
Oh tay
Hera ba-ba-boon
Ray Jay
Hera ba-ba-boon
Bae bae
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Jostle, dear, a chandelier)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Wrestle, dear, a Mouseketeer)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Cuddle, dear, a filly's rear)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Guzzle, dear, a Billy Beer)
Hera ba-ba-boon
Hera's a baboon
I don't care what you say
Total crass maroon
Mean to Aphrodite
Hera's a baboon
I am done with you, Miss Thing
Bite her like a prune
Lions fill with stuffing
I say
Hera ba-ba-boon
Nah nay
Hera ba-ba-boon
My way
Hera ba-ba-boon
High way
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Guzzle, dear, a Billy Beer)
Hera's a baboon
Moo goo bwana Zeusie
Hercules, a fling
Didn't wanna floozie
Hera's a baboon
Tom and Dick and Harry
Wrote her a haiku
But she likes Curly, Moe, and Larry
Do, re
Hera ba-ba-boon
Oh tay
Hera ba-ba-boon
Ray Jay
Hera ba-ba-boon
Bae bae
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Jostle, dear, a chandelier)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Wrestle, dear, a Mouseketeer)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Cuddle, dear, a filly's rear)
Hera ba-ba-boon
(Guzzle, dear, a Billy Beer)
Hera ba-ba-boon
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I still remember drunk Billy Carter urinating in front of an Arab delegation somewhere. One of his famous sayings was, "I'm a redneck with white socks and a Blue Ribbon beer!" 555 Porfle. You've done it again!!!
I remember that too. What a golden memory!
Sheer brilliance, or is that madness?! 5-5-5
I'll let you decide!
I think old Porfle drunk him an entire 6 pack of Billy Beer! He's plum loco!!!
I actually did that once and it gave me a headache.
Billy Beer is a mystery. First of all, it was horrible. But because the President's brother endorsed it, there was overwhelming demand for it! Billy had to branch out with three major breweries churning that garbage out. And even after it was gone, it is still a worthy collectible opened or sealed! Before Billy died, he said his own lousy beer caused him to stop drinking!!!
Porfle, I find your humor to be intensely funny. Always a good read. Continue on young man.
Interesting. Wish I'd left mine unopened!
Hey Porfle, since it appears that we both grew up in the '70s, have you considered doing a parody about Evel Knieval? You could do "Evil Woman" as "Evel Bikeman!" Just a suggestion...!
Old Guy: Thanks! That's good to hear! Rob: I'll see if I can come up with something!
I love this guy! He's the real deal.
Many thanks!
555, BURP!!!
That sounds like a telephone number for an indigestion hotline.
Porfle, you write 'em as you see 'em! Fives!
Much obliged!
Porfle, you're the best! Got any surprises for us coming up? I'm a big fan!
Fantastic! Made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself! Fives!
Masterfully arranged! 5s
I too remember obnoxious Billy Carter who tried an oil deal in Libya. Had folks upset and there was a hearing. Cast a shadow over his brother's presidency. He lost a lot of stuff after that and was considered an agent for Libya!
Porfle, buddy, I'm going to write a tribute to you. Yur gonna love it.
In 2011, I did a tribute to PP titled, "Porfle's Got a Way." He still got it! A living Mad Magazine!!!
Thanks everyone for the awesome comments! You've really brightened up my day (week, month, year...)!
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