Song Parodies -> "Ripe Banana"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dirtbag"

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Original Performer:

"Ripe Banana"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

She is an apple,
She rings my bell,
I'll be eaten in half an hour
Oh how she looks when a person cooks,
but she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus
Cause I'm just a ripe banana baby.
Yeah I'm just a ripe banana baby.
Get eaten by fruit bats baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Her boyfriend's a pear
He brings a peeler to school
and he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
He lives in my bowl
He falls and I roll
But he doesn't know who I am
and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus

Oh yeah, Banana
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Banana
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like pie
It's desert and I'll be eaten
Lo and behold, she's rolling over to me
This must be fake
my skin starts to shake
How does she know who I am
and why does she give a damn about . . .

I've got two tickets to not being eaten baby
Come with me now, don't say maybe,
I'm just a ripe banana baby like you . . .
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Banana
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Banana
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

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