Man I think it's just a little sleazy
You said that sweetcorn makes you queasy
To treat me like I'm not conker and I'm bonkers
go kill some other squirrel

Chorus
Great Mighty Poo, your are brown goo.
Just go and die!
Great Mighty Poo, your are brown goo.
Just go and die!
Great Mighty Poo, your are brown goo.
Just go and die! You're gonna beat up conker.

I think I'll start chucking bog roll again
If you don't stop singing It's Raining Men
"It's a rare platform game, it's not lame"
But this one isn't for kiddies.