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Song Parodies -> "Ice Age Bonebag"
Original Song Title:
"Teenage Dirtbag"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wheatus
Parody Song Title:
"Ice Age Bonebag"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
From InsanE Magazine, 2000.
Got stuck in the snow.
Years flew by in their thousands.
I tried to go...
Across the Alps, but it turned dour.
Dumb thing to do!
I was twenty two...
But now I'm twelve thousand and six.
And here's someone with ice picks- come get me!
Cuz I'm just an iceage bonebag, baby!
I've been in the snow twelve millenia maybe.
I can cool your beers at a barbie, you see.
Coo-ool coo-ool.
I am frozen stiff,
My butt's minus ninety two.
When guys tried to pick,
My ass from the ice, it broke.
Been dead here for years.
Think that I've got blue ears.
And nobody knows who I am.
Just another Ice Age Man- come save me!
Cuz I'm just an iceage bonebag, baby!
I've been in the snow twelve millenia maybe.
I can cool your beers at a barbie, you see.
Coo-ool coo-ool.
My head has grown mould.
For years I have been so lonely.
Out of the cold?
Scientists come to steal me.
Why must they take,
My body away?
Nerdy guys save me, how dumb!
My life has just got more glum here now-
"Come buy some tickets and line up, pay to see him.
Here at the Ice Age art museum.
He's such an iceage bonebag, baby. So cool.
Coo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool!"
Oh yeah! Bonebag!
Oh, frozen in the same position.
Oh yeah! Bonebag!
Oh, frozen in the same position.
Yeah, it's co-ld!
Years flew by in their thousands.
I tried to go...
Across the Alps, but it turned dour.
Dumb thing to do!
I was twenty two...
But now I'm twelve thousand and six.
And here's someone with ice picks- come get me!
Cuz I'm just an iceage bonebag, baby!
I've been in the snow twelve millenia maybe.
I can cool your beers at a barbie, you see.
Coo-ool coo-ool.
I am frozen stiff,
My butt's minus ninety two.
When guys tried to pick,
My ass from the ice, it broke.
Been dead here for years.
Think that I've got blue ears.
And nobody knows who I am.
Just another Ice Age Man- come save me!
Cuz I'm just an iceage bonebag, baby!
I've been in the snow twelve millenia maybe.
I can cool your beers at a barbie, you see.
Coo-ool coo-ool.
My head has grown mould.
For years I have been so lonely.
Out of the cold?
Scientists come to steal me.
Why must they take,
My body away?
Nerdy guys save me, how dumb!
My life has just got more glum here now-
"Come buy some tickets and line up, pay to see him.
Here at the Ice Age art museum.
He's such an iceage bonebag, baby. So cool.
Coo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool!"
Oh yeah! Bonebag!
Oh, frozen in the same position.
Oh yeah! Bonebag!
Oh, frozen in the same position.
Yeah, it's co-ld!
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Cool. [groans]
Fun parody. All 5's
hey man, that totally ROCKED!!! unbelivable pacing. gave it a 555. hope to see more parodies from ya .
it woz ok, a bit of a let down after readin teenage postman but a sign of relief after reading teenage redkneck, didnt give u all 5's cos it didnt deserve it, pacing was way off in your chorus, tried to add too many syllables in and too many half rhymes
Yeah, I was 12 or 13 when I wrote this, so it's not the greatest.
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