Her name is Shirlene
I have wet dreams about her
She eats cold beans
I now have to go and shower

Oh how she farts
After eating poptarts
But she doesnt want in my pants
and she doesnt give a damn about me

Cause im just a teenage redneck baby
yeah im just a teenage redneck baby
Listen to country music baby with me
ohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Her boyfriends a hick
he brings his chew to school
he has major ticks
and he cant see his small tool
He lives down the street
he likes to chew wheat
He drives a old rusty van
So why does she give a damn about him

Cause im just a teenage redneck baby
yeah im just a teenage redneck baby
Listen to country music baby with me
ohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh yeah redneck
No, she doesn't know what she's kissing
Oh yeah redneck
No, she doesn't know what she's kissing

Man i got the runs
Its prom night and this is shitty
She has nice buns
shes walking over to me

this must be fake
my ass starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

She says: "I've got two tickets to stock car races baby
Come with me Sunday - don't have rabies
I'm just a teenage redneck baby
go poo
ooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh yeah redneck
No, she doesn't know what she's kissing
Oh yeah redneck
No, she doesn't know what she's kissing