-> "The Tagalongs Weren't Mne"
Original Song Title:
"As Long As You're Mine"
Parody Song Title:
"The Tagalongs Weren't Mne"
The Lyrics
Elphaba:
I'll eat thee too quickly
'Till my pants are too tight!
I am perfectly perceiving
Why my stomach doesn't feel right.
These crappy feelings, the pains in me.
I stole them from you, now they're avenging me!
I must tell you this moment
The tagalongs weren't mine.
The cravings were persistent
Now my stomach ain't feeling too fine.
I'm sorry I ran out
of those cookies so fast.
I had a feeling, the flavor wouldn't last.
The tagalongs weren't mine!
Fiyero:
You've left me cookieless
There's nothing but sighs.
The knoledge of my cookies dieappearing
Brings tears to my eyes.
Now I'm left stallin'
I hope you can tell.
I want the peanut butter feeling
back in my mouth as well.
Both:
All of these moments
The tagalongs weren't mine!
I believe the time's come
We're alomst done with this rhyme.
Fiyero:
Let's tell the truth
There's nothing more to share.
Both:
That's all I care to know
It's too hard to bear.
I must tell you this moment
The tagalongs weren't mine.
I truely wanted them to
they would've tasted so benign.
They were worth putting up a fight
That much is true.
They really did belong to you
The tagalong's weren't miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Fiyero (Spoken):
You still feel sick?
Elphaba (Spoken):
No, I don't. It's weird, I actually think that...
I feel... HUNGRY!
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