-> "Chess Master"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreaker"
Original Performer:
Will.I.Am ft. Cheryl Cole
Parody Song Title:
"Chess Master"
The Lyrics
Make your move (make your move)
You brought your game but it needs to improve (to improve)
When I play my game I just play it smooth (play it smooth)
You’re taking ages just to make one move
Yeah to make one move
Just take your turn (take your turn)
You’re playing well but still got things to learn (things to learn)
You take my piece I’ll take three in return
I could finish you off with just one more turn
Yeah just one more turn
You’re n-n-not bad
But n-n-not great
And I’ve got you in checkmate [x2]
You’re n-n-not bad
But n-n-not great
And I’ve got you in check
Che-che-che-che-checkmate now
Cuz baby
I’m a chess master [x6]
I’m a chess
I-I-I’m a chess
I-I-I’m a
It’s my go (it’s my go)
And I’ve got some things I think you better know
To fix your mess now is impossible (impossible)
But maybe I’ll give you another go
Yeah another go
Before I take you out (take you out)
You’re gunna have to have to plan another route
I’ll take my bishop and knock you about (you about)
I’ve got this game yeah I have no doubt
Yeah I have no doubt
You’re n-n-not bad
But n-n-not great
And I’ve got you in checkmate [x2]
You’re n-n-not bad
But n-n-not great
And I’ve got you in check
Che-che-che-che-checkmate now
Cuz baby
I’m a chess master [x6]
I’m a chess
I-I-I’m a chess
I-I-I’m a
Just make your move (make your move)
And I’ll make mine (I’ll make mine)
Just make your move (make your move)
And I’ll make mine yeah (I’ll make mine)
Just make your move (make your move)
And I’ll make mine (I’ll make mine)
Just make your move (make your move)
And I’ll yeah I’ll make I’ll make I’ll make
You’re n-n-not bad
But n-n-not great
And I’ve got you in checkmate [x2]
You’re n-n-not bad
But n-n-not great
And I’ve got you in check
Che-che-che-che-checkmate now
Cuz baby
I’m a chess master [x6]
I’m a chess
I-I-I’m a chess
I-I-I’m a
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