[INTRO CHORUS]

SHE'S A CRAP ARTIST
Your music is poor
SHE'S A CRAP ARTIST
U haven't had a hit in 20 yr.
SHE'S A CRAP ARTIST
Why R u still recording

[VERSE 1]
Ms crap artist faded away music star
Never wrote any of her own song in 35 year
Look at Prince he's a producer.0
wife, mother
Dropped by Marto idol list but didn't bother her (yup)
But she ain't classy, last top 40 ova 20 yr. ago
And people stopped caring about ONJ.
She's crap artist why y'all buying her music, huh
On radio they don't care bout her, Duh
So lazy with her music
She didn't write anything eh, just paid ppl
But the fans never hated her
They still support her crazy but I don't care patiently
People bagging U2 don't F. wit me or ya dead
I gunna send a message to her
Teach ONJ a lesson so she retires
Publicly addressing TV, disrespect to da haters
Her next album better be a flop. BTW way people my age listen 2 top 40
But aaaaaaaaaaaaah, Calm down Marto
You don't wanna burn her contract now Marto
Keep a nice flow, respect your mom down in Sydney
On the news you go if you blow and act silly, you know

[CHORUS]
SHE'S A CRAP ARTIST
Your music is poor
SHE'S A CRAP ARTIST
U haven't had a hit in 20 yr.
SHE'S A CRAP ARTIST
Why R u still recording
So when you quit music. Ill just laugh
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[VERSE 2]
Kylie sooo nice I'd let my mates meet her
Like she a great artist
Livvy's not like the rest, she's out of date
Why if I see Soul Kiss in a flee market, I'd laugh n say
Hey the edge doesn't like crap music (U2 rock)
You not my rock idol nomore. Cosima replaced you cause she dam rock
Prince, I know your work. I salute U, your no block
Your haven't released a single since 92 (what a croc)
You blew your career by not writing cool songs
Before I burn ya CDs ill send you home
You this is a warning shot over the equator
Truth be told U ain't my style
You gotta understand some stuff a artist can't allow
You shodda never recorded crap music that why your 90's singles collapsed


[B SECTION]
Ok, Olivia Newton-John sat on a wall
Not releasing single, Olivia had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put her single careers together again
You get it

[CHORUS 2X]