Puffing on my pipe right now
And I can't I can't put it down
And I've sold my weed all around
So I can't I can't get my money back

Now Something's breaking up
Will that bitch just shut up
I'm sick of listening to Religious Channels!

Here I go
Getting high now it's hard to not get stoned
It's not medicinal

And I know
The cops will come here to arrest me one day
But it's medicinal I swear it's medicinal

I've tried cocaine and heroin
And trust me, It's a waist of smoking time
One you have to sniff not smoke
And the other oh my gosh i see michael jackson

Now somethings breaking down
It's just thugs at my door
Oh shit i forgot to pay them money

Here i go
Running away getting high at the same time
There's just one more thing
Huff and Puff
I'm running with Snuggles and Teletubbies Now
Barney just got shot in the back

Now I hide
I cant get them away
Holding it in
I'm just so stoned right now
Boohbah sucks
I wish they'd come for me
Sesame Street
Is addicted to crack

And now i run
Shouting profanities over my shoulder
I bet i'm gonna get shot
I know this sucks
Oh crap they just shot it
And now here comes Rick James