[Jewlz]
I saw a long haired, thick, nice broad,
Grindin all up on her till I felt a long rod, no coochie.
I tried to get in, and I prayed it was a pussy,
We was in the bed, and she owned when she pushed me.
Tried to throw it on her, she should catch it like she posed to,
She threw it right back, I was shocked, thinkin oh shoot.
Begged her not to hurt me, cause her voice just turned so deep,
She whooped out a penis, I yelled Bitch, you don’t know me!
Girl I think you need some surgery,
That thing is longer than mine, it could prolly hurt me!
My best friend is stupid,
I think I’m at my drunkest,
I promise, I will pay for your orthodontist.
Yeah, but anyway I do not wanna try it,
Cause I thought you was a girl, but your act I do not buy it.
Next thing I know, she got behind it,
She told me Back it up & dump it, back, back it up & dump it.

[Chorus]
Cause we like her, but we don’t like you [4x]
I was bout to fuck til I heard you not a girl [4x]

[Mike BoJangles]
Gunna have to sue her now for facial harassment
Rather take an acid shower than go look at that shit
All she wanna do is scare the crap out of black kids
Every single night I have nightmares that I am grabbin her balls
Not Funny Man, She needs a Diet
Are you in the mood for a salad bitch its Cesar’s finest
If you ever see that chick again please don’t remind us
If I kiss her Ill kill myself and Bettelheim It
She’s musty, She's musty, yeah she need some dental floss for the food in her teeth
I will talk to all ya'll
All of ya’ll are beautiful
Just not that ugly chick because she is a manly hoe
Don’t call me A pussy pussy pussy
With weed and alcohol she would still look like a dog, damn
And every time she ask me to come get her
I say I’ll Chris Brown her and make her ass reconsider

[Chorus]
Cause we like her, and we like her too
Lift up her skirt, but I’m not that rude
But it’s a, and you guys are fools
And we like her… wait is that a dude?
I really think that chicks not a girl [4x]

[Kle Shay]
I ain't freakin homosexual, penises just don't appeal
Please make sure you reveal, why you don't wear any heels
I don't wanna touch any girl that's not a girl
If your waddle, or demeanor, is evidence, of a wiener
Then yes I'll be leaving quick, so do not be a Tranny teaser
Sausage and Pickles are not my type, I prefer a Beaver
You never take the pill
So really girl, what's the deal?
I gotta ask, and I mean this
Do you got a penis?

[Lil Nik]
These hoes gon' be my gift for Christmas
But they had rough skin, big hands, hairy ass
I swear I don't wanna feel ya'll
It looks like I went and called the wrong phone number dawg
my preference is female, and,
you don't really fill that simple requirement
And I don't wanna get my Perez Hilton on
so imma go now, man I don't like what you sittin on

[Chorus]
Cause we like her, but she is a dude
Man are you sure? Just look at her dude
What about her? She’s gotta bulge too
But I like her, then are you gay dude?
I just wanna fu- never mind that’s not a girl
I just wanna fu- oh damn that’s not a girl
I just wanna fu- ewe, that’s not a girl

[Papa Zou]
And bitch I'm Papa Zou - ou - ou -ou
I can talk any girl that's lookin' good
But if she got an Adam's Apple then I never would
If her voice is deeper than mine then ill never like her
I’m more scared of chicks with dicks than I am of spiders
I do discriminate, I’m really sorry ya'll
But imma flip the fuck out if she got some balls
And if she got some facial hair then that's bizarre
And for my whole life I will be scarred
Cuz he are Papa Zou baby
Cuz he are Papa Zou baby

[Chorus]
And I really think that chick's not a girl [4x]