Time to cut the speed (um...)
Pretty sure I pressed (pressed down hard)
Really hard on the brakes (uh-oh, that's a real problem)
You know I check that they work daily, right (uh-huh)?
Afraid I have to tell y'all that we'll keep on goin', I can't stop, right (that's an issue, man)
Somethin' has blown inside of the bus (bus, damn bus)
I'm aware I missed the park, right (missed the park, you see)
But for right now, what I gotta do for y'all (what I gotta do)
I gotta steer far from shit (huh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooh)

Slammin' on the brakes (ay), close my eyes and pray (ay)
That the millionth time will work and I will save
Put the thing (huh) in park, still on a charge (yeah)
Reverse? Tried that, seems the damn thing is barred (uh)
From workin', though Drive works, it seems (ah, ah, ah, ah)
You try it, soon find you're pissed like me (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Pushin' all the buttons (yeah) here in front of me (uh-huh)
Hopin' that one solves the problem of speed (yeah)
It's not lookin' good (yeah), I'm not even close
To stoppin' the damn radio, let alone (yeah, uh)
Haltin' the zoom, almost want a prang
Then our momentum will stop a tad (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Wheel still works for me, so that's nice (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Won't delib'ratley aim for a wall, alright (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Don't want you all to die, that's just rude (yeah)
I'm just freakin', dude, scared to zoom (okay, okay)

This is really bad, not slowin' down
Must avoid the walls, not slowin' down
Into cars, I thump, not slowin' down
This is really scary, really hard to calm down
Holy friggin' crap, not slowin' down
Would be cool as balls, not slowin' down
If this was game stuff, not slowin' down
Real life, though? It's scary, super hard to calm down

So while I zoom (ay), dodgin' each crash (ay)
Distract the frets that continue to stack
By askin' (huh) you all to crowdsource (yeah)
Reasons, explanations, a plain friggin' cause (uh)
Some sabotage work? Co-worker's plot (ah, ah, ah, ah)
To make him look better than me? 'Fraid not (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Doesn't scan with (yeah) Archibald or Steve (uh-huh)
Ev'ryone else is either busy or on leave (yeah)
Oh, I like your style, see (yeah), "mad mechanic" flows
Like a description for an odd cartoon show (yeah, uh)
But I know my crew, if one held a grudge
They'd flat lay me out, not screw up my bus (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Just a random twat who blew a fuse (ah, ah, ah, ah)?
Jerks will be jerks, but I can't prove (ah, ah, ah, ah)
I like logic puzzles when I'm playin' games (yeah)
Real doozy, this one, no walkthrough, though, that's lame (okay, okay)

This is really bad, not slowin' down
Must not hit the walls, not slowin' down
Into trucks, I thump, not slowin' down
This is super scary, kinda hard to calm down
Holy friggin' crap, not slowin' down
Would be fun as balls, not slowin' down
In GTA, but not slowin' down
In real life? It's scary, man, it's hard to calm down

Y'all keep listin' off (ay) thoughts and plans, although (uh, huh)
There's no point in gettin' angry, won't help that much, you know (yeah, uh-huh)
Might need to blow off steam, but see (yeah)
The rage you're spewin' out ain't that much help for me (uh)
Screams are less fail, cause my "go" drive then goes (ah, ah, ah, ah)
But rage towards me breaks concentration, so (ah, ah, ah, ah)
Cut down all the seethin' (yeah), do somethin' else like (uh-huh)
Slam on the windows, scream out in fright (yeah)
I know things ain't fair (yeah), but all the hate (what)
Doesn't help jack, so get out of my face (yeah, uh-huh)
I can tell you're angry, just a little cranky
Insults won't make brakes happen, that's just stupid, frankly (what, uh-oh, uh-oh)

This is really bad, not slowin' down
Steer far from the walls, not slowin' down
Into stalls, I thump, not slowin' down
This is ultra scary, makes it hard to calm down
Holy friggin' crap, not slowin' down
Would be sweet as balls, not slowin' down
In a game world, but not slowin' down
In the real world? Scary crap, it's hard to calm down (yeah, yeah)

Oh god
Blew red lights again
Wanna cut the speed
Stop yellin'