-> "The Crapfest Must End"
Original Song Title:
"Bet On It"
Parody Song Title:
"The Crapfest Must End"
Parody Written by:
U.G.L.Y
The Lyrics
High School Musical is nothing but crap (it sucks)
The kids in it can't even sing or act (They all shoud die)
Zac Effron is such a loser (dork!), Lucas has got no talent and no fashion sense (he sucks) Corbin Bleu is ugly and dumb (what a moron).
Ashley Tinsdale is such a selfish teen brat, Vannesa Huggens think she's all that (What a pain!)
Chorus:
All those lame product tie-ins and the moronic sequel.
Me:
Poor Walt Disney must be rolling in his old grave.
Chorus:
HSM is dumb and oh so lame.
Me:
And Chad and Troy are obviously gay.
Chorus:
The song and dance numbers also drive me insane.
Me:
Kenny Ortega has such a really small brain.
I really hate it, it's driving me mad.
Causing me to lose my mind and sanity.
How can anybody stand to watch that crap?
They must be blind, stupid or drunk as a mule.
This crapfest must end
This crapfest must end
(It must end)
It's the worst musical ever i must say
I prefer coolest stuff like Cats or Hairspray.
What kind of moron would watch HSM anyway?
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
Kenny what the heck were you thinking?
Why did you make that worthless crapfest of a film?
It's the worst film i've seen for a long while.
It's so bad it makes Gigli look like Forest Gump.
Chorus:
It's quite disgusting
Me:
And now there's a prequel coming soon. Oh god i think i'll go insane!
Chorus:
It's disgraceful
Me:
High School Musical is so lame and boring.
Chorus: It's so awful.
Me:
It's driving me mad and insane in the mind.
It must be stopped, it must end now, it must end.
I would rather by eaten by a gator
(by a gator)
Than see that lame ass film
(I would rather do that)
It's so stupid.
I can't stand it.
(I can't stand it).
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
It must end.
I don't like it, you can't make me like it no how no way.
Because i'll always hate it from now to my very last day
What kind of moron would like HSM anyway/
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
It must end.
Oh,come on.
What's so good about it anyway?
I can't stand that film and it's sequel.
It must end, it must end.
It just sucks.
Come on!
I don't like it at all, it's so lame and boring.
Zac Effron's got such an ugly face
And all the characters seem so useless and out of place.
that High School Musical has got to go
And i'm the one who'll be ending their show.
I don't like it, you can't make me like it no how no way.
Because i'll always hate it from now to my very last day
What kind of moron would like HSM anyway/
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
It must end.
I really hate it, it's driving me mad.
Causing me to lose my mind and sanity.
How can anybody stand to watch that crap?
They must be blind, stupid or drunk as a mule.
This crapfest must end
This crapfest must end
(It must end)
It's the worst musical ever i must say
I prefer coolest stuff like Cats or Hairspray.
What kind of moron would watch HSM anyway?
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
The crapfest must end, and it must end now.
The crapfest must end.
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