-> "Scabbiest Place"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Place"
Original Performer:
360
Parody Song Title:
"Scabbiest Place"
Parody Written by:
summeriot
The Lyrics
Verse 1:
It seems quality’s unneeded and with honesty say:
Campbelltown’s probably the most scabbiest place.
In my view, we’ll never make the dirty hole change.
We’ll just slut it up hard and act unashamed.
When they ain’t got money they get them a cheque
But you know they probably spend it on hemp
With their infinite endless supply of shitty bongs and regrets
And home job tattoos done by their friends leave sluts impressed
“Why the fuck is that skank on her knees?”
“Don’t worry, Shazz, that’s the mole: Blow Job Therese.”
And people say: why does this shit hole sit back and allow faggots like Kerser to get up and write rap.
Save the tic-tacs and casserole I made.
Mum won’t get paid till she goes and gets laid
I know lots of people are feeling the pain
Waking up to a life in the scabbiest place
Chorus:
Sometimes I do hate this place
I know lots of people all feel the same (the same)
Maybe there’ll be a change
Where you won’t see sluts everyday (c’mon and tell em all!)
Sometimes I do hate this place
I know lots of people all feel the same (the same)
Maybe there’ll be a change
Where you can walk down the street without fear of getting stabbed in the face.
Verse 2:
Now hear me out, I don’t aim to be mean
I’m sure some residents are cultured and clean
And some, do school and believe in their dreams
But most of them just want to be seen
So all the drop kick teens go to parties and act all immodest, fight for shitty pot and spread their legs when they want it. And gain herpes.
They claim to love all of those people, but having sex at ten, I’m pretty sure, is illegal.
I feel the parents need to enforce proper lines, instead of implying it’s alright to get pregnant at nine.
And it’s a sign, we’re living in the most scabbiest place, but people at Mac Square say:
It’s so much fun, to act cool and bum, cigarettes off their best friend’s mum.
And we’re saddened to find lots of people are feeling the pain
Waking up to a life in the scabbiest place
Chorus:
Sometimes I do hate this place
I know lots of people all feel the same (the same)
Maybe there’ll be a change
Where you won’t see sluts everyday (c’mon and tell em all!)
Sometimes I do hate this place
I know lots of people all feel the same (the same)
Maybe there’ll be a change
Where you can walk down the street without fear of getting stabbed in the face.
Outro:
Tahmoor (it’s a derelict place)
Kingscross (it’s an STD place)
Mount Druitt (it’s a scary ass place)
(But Campbelltown is the scabbiest place)
Bankstown (it’s a Leb-pride place)
Rosemeadow (it’s the ghettoest place)
Macquarie Fields (it’s a riot filled place)
(But Campbelltown is the scabbiest place to live)
Minto, Leumeah too
(Place to live)
And if you haven’t been shanked, you sure will, sucker.
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