Was only a farce, pulled from their arse, we had to let them go
Not worth hair pulled out when their fabrications showed
More than a few of our recruits in the past year or so
Have claimed they're the tops and yet they've flopped, what a joke

Ho-oh-oh-oh, hoo-ooh-whoo-hoo-ooh-whoo-hoo
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-whoo-hoo-whoo-hoo, yeah

Another fake, another phony guy (ooh-ooh)
Resumes filled with things that turned out to be lies (hoo-ooh-hoo)
Another fake, another phony guy (ooh-ooh)
All that time gone to waste, another bogus type (hoo-ooh-hoo)

No skills to see, none that we need, can you even read, my dude?
The whole line is dead 'cause you've blown your end up, kinda rude (hoo-ooh-hoo)
You'd think that I'd not fall for this shite, I'm desp'rate, it's sad but true
We need workers, I have to hope nought's made up, yeah, but you're another (yeah)

Another fake, another phony guy (ooh-ooh)
Ref'rences didn't sing your praises, zero lies (hoo-ooh-hoo)
Another fake, another phony guy (just another phony guy) (ooh-ooh)
Times have forced me to take another bogus type (hoo-ooh-hoo)

La-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ooh, hoo-ooh-hoo
La-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ooh, eyy, oh
How do I still attract these guys filled with bunk? Yeah
You're just another (yeah)

Another fake, another phony guy (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
All that you said you'd bring turned out far from airtight (not airtight) (hoo-ooh-hoo)
Another fake, another phony guy (just another phony guy) (ee-yeah-eah-eah) (ooh-ooh)
Honestly entertained, another bogus type (hoo-ooh-hoo)