Song Parodies -> "Bowling With A Creep"

Original Song Title:

"Rolling In The Deep"

Original Performer:

"Bowling With A Creep"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This frequent bowler has an unexpected partner for a night, and she's not to sure about him.

Verse 1: There’s an alley right across the street
Bowling is featured, turkeys striking up every week
Finally I can see you crystal clear
Go ahead and take your turn, you only got a spare
Watch how I bowl, how every frame’s a strike
Don’t underestimate the sport that I do like
There’s an inkling that’s starting in my mind
Reaching a big concern and it’s making me start unwind

Hook: The scores that you bowl
Say you have no soul
You keep me thinking that the police I should call
I think you’re a troll, I feel so threatened
I can’t help seeing…

Chorus: Got freaky with that ball! (Now I’m gonna wish you, never had met me)
Bowling with a creep! (I came here to bowl, bowling with a creep)
He grabbed my pins on top my chest! (Now I’m gonna wish you, never had met me)
And he flipped them, to a beat (I came here to bowl, bowling with a creep)

Verse 2: Baby, I have a story to be told
Well he’d sniff bowling shoes
And stick his peep in the return
Think he’s scum, he’s the gutter to our lanes
He may be short on brains
But he’s not short on stains

Hook: (Now I’m gonna wish you)
The way that he rolled (never had met me)
Made the owner scold (I came here to bowl)
He kept me thinking he was gonna start a brawl (bowling with a creep)
(Now I’m gonna wish you)
My lane he would troll, like feral kittens (never had met me)
I kept on seeing… (I came here to bowl, bowling with a creep)

Chorus: He’d bowl, he’d slip, he’d fall! (Now I’m gonna wish you, never had met me)
Bowling with a creep! (I came here to bowl, bowling with a creep)
Used my nips as buttons he pressed! (Now I’m gonna wish you, never had met me)
So I kicked him, with my feet (I came here to bowl, bowling with a creep)

Chorus: Got kicked out of the mall!
Bowling with a creep!
He hit the split between my breasts!
So I kneed him, in his sweetpeas

Verse 3: Threw his ball into every other lane
Count my blessing, I didn’t go insane
Turned my sorrow into bowling fame
I am the only chick, to win a killer’s game

Bridge: (Now I’m really glad you, ever had met me)
Got freaky with that ball…
(I am famous from, bowling with a creep)
He’d bowl, he’d slip, he’d fall… yeah…
(Now I’m really glad you, ever had met me)
That ball, that ball, that ball…
(I am famous from, bowling with a creep)

Chorus: Got freaky with that ball! (Now I’m really glad you, ever had met me)
Bowling with a creep! (I am famous from, bowling with a creep)
He grabbed my pins on top my chest! (Now I’m really glad you, ever had met me)
And he flipped them, to a beat (I am famous from, bowling with a creep)

Chorus: He’d bowl, he’d slip, he’d fall! (Now I’m really glad you, ever had met me)
Bowling with a creep! (I am famous from, bowling with a creep)
Used my nips as buttons he pressed! (Now I’m really glad you, ever had met me)
So I kicked him, I kicked him, I kicked him, I kicked him with my feet

February 19, 2011

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Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

This was right down my alley.

Rob Arndt - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

The title alone- 555!!! Worst bowling experience ever was a friend that said, "It's just a game and to try my best." When I was throwing gutter balls and ended-up with a score of like 80 he was Mr. near-300!!! I nver felt so embarassed and humiliated. I wanted to choke him out. But alas- he sucked at firearms and hunting! He was a pothead too so he never competed professionally- never made any bank which is sad :(

Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Need a 5? Here, I've got a spare you can pick up.

Rebekah Dub - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment

I suck at bowling... but maybe I wouldn't if I could use some creep as a lane. 5's.

Mark Scotti - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment

(abc) Steeeeeeerike...make that 5 strikes for laughs!

Blaydeman - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) Intersting title sub, that was funny to begin with. Then I got to the song and it was just as funny as the title. Great job! 555 bowling pins for you and your creep to knock down!

Abbott Skelding - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment

OVER THE LINE!!! Mark it 8...Sorry dude, mark it zero!!! (Insert any other Big Lebowski line here)...nice work!

Agrimorfee - March 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Bowled me over with the title sub...you hit a strike here with the concept. In contest rounds, you really need to make even more effort on little bits of the parody (such as subbing more of the original lines) to standout and score that spare!

bobpiecheese - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) Huh, I was expecting it to be about Jesus from The Big Lebowski, though I'm glad it wasn't as I haven't actually seen that film. This was definitely an interesting idea, and this is by no means a bad parody, in fact it's really good, it just needed a bit more polish to really shine. Of course, that's just, like, my opinion, man. 555

Glen S - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment

Sounds like he didn't handle his balls well. People get hurt like that. Great work here.

Matthias - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment

This was pretty good but it easily could have been over the top with the main character talking about how awesome he is at bowling and how lame the guy he's playing with is. I think it would have been better if the creep actually beat him in the end but this was still a pretty good parody about one of my favorite sports to a very popular song right now.

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