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Song Parodies -> "Sprained Something"
Original Song Title:
"Say Something"
Original Performer:
A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Sprained Something"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Trying out new moves in the Kamasutra? Better be careful.
Sprained something
I'm not used to these moves
Thought they'd be hot but my back is bruised
Kamasutra might be fun for you
Trying that I might knock out a tooth
Not spry... Can't do this crab crawl...
Tried to stand on my head
That just made me sprawl
Won't lie... Can't hang off this wall...
When expressing our love
Doggy-style's stalled
Sprained something
My junk's all black and blue
Not skinny enough to do that and screw
Going cross-eyed... bending that way, Sue
Sprained something
It's throwing off my groove
Bones cry... To impress my bride
In positions I'm shoved
Now I limp all the time
Sprained something
She's horny and she's cute
Though I'm aching for months when we're fin'ly through
Going all night... That's too hard to do
OHHHH, NOOOO!!!
Sprained something
I think my spine's askew
Want more flings
Not ones based on Hindu!
Sprained something...
I'm not used to these moves
Thought they'd be hot but my back is bruised
Kamasutra might be fun for you
Trying that I might knock out a tooth
Not spry... Can't do this crab crawl...
Tried to stand on my head
That just made me sprawl
Won't lie... Can't hang off this wall...
When expressing our love
Doggy-style's stalled
Sprained something
My junk's all black and blue
Not skinny enough to do that and screw
Going cross-eyed... bending that way, Sue
Sprained something
It's throwing off my groove
Bones cry... To impress my bride
In positions I'm shoved
Now I limp all the time
Sprained something
She's horny and she's cute
Though I'm aching for months when we're fin'ly through
Going all night... That's too hard to do
OHHHH, NOOOO!!!
Sprained something
I think my spine's askew
Want more flings
Not ones based on Hindu!
Sprained something...
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The woman should always be on top, doing all the work (and giving her man the best view). If he can't talk her into that he's pussy whipped. Take your sprained something, lean back, and enjoy the next week! :-P
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