-> "Honey's So Good"
Original Song Title:
"Honey, I'm Good"
Parody Song Title:
"Honey's So Good"
The Lyrics
Nom-nom, Honey's so good
My face will be smothered with that tasty gold stuff
Finding it's tricky, You know (know, know, know)
Bees fill me full of fear since I'm a stuffed bear
I could down whole kegs of honey, That I swear
(Slurp that down)
Climbed up wood... But they're not nice
Can't fill my flask... When they're whipping out spikes
I'm gonna be like: "Oh bother!" "Hope doctors
Can treat my bear claws!" Hollered
Those stingers... Are deadly, I need some thick gloves
Go: "Nom-Nom! Honey's so good!"
I have often suffered for that tasty gold stuff
I'll munch on that honeycomb
Though I'm in pain by all those bastard drones!
Gulp honey, It's good
Attacked by those buzzers when I hunt their gold stuff
I gotta find a costume
Chose a rain cloud with a balloon
(Ooh ooh oooo - Singing a tune)
(Ooh ooh oooo - Don't rain clouds croon?)
(Ooh ooh oooo, Ooh ooh oooo)
This treasure hunt... Has left me nailed
Freaking out... Tryin' ta fill my pail
(You'll hear me shout)
My bright fur... Was stung by bees
When I'm painted black... Should be a breeze
But still I'm like "Oh bother!"
"You mothers!"
Just ignored my song, Slaughtered
Can't you see... I'm nothing but clouds up above
Went: "Nom-nom! Honey's so good!"
There's no grocery shoppers in the Acre Woods, brah
So I'm out hunting my own
Long for that taste that makes that rumbling grow
Whoa, Honey's so good
I'm a beehive robber, Watch me climb that wood up
I gotta grab that sweet goo
But I'll shudder while on this spruce
(Ooh ooh ooo - I will push through)
(Ooh ooh ooo - Pop that corkscrew)
(Ooh ooh ooo, Ooh ooh ooo)
That's... My cure all, cure all though I'm not very bright
So I'll... go through pure hell, pure hell to down that gold delight
Nom-Nom, Honey's so good
I'll work out with Tigger so we'll take out punks
Don't wanna mess with me, bro
We're lifting weights so bees won't make us groan
Whoa, Honey's so good
My muscles are bigger than that grizzly bear hunk's
Might bite an aphid or two
Since I'm buffer I'll drain a -
Nom-nom, Honey's so good
Raging like the Hulkster to top off my brown pot
When they get angry they'll poke
But with my strength I'll clobber all those dopes
Downed honey, It's good
Those a-holes can hover but they don't do squats
That hive is crushed like a brew
Need a spotter, Eeyore you'll doooo...
Piglet's scared too
Since I'm ripped, dude
Bees are stomped soon
By combat boots
Bring it now (Oh whoa oh) (Oh whoa oh)
Sting me now (Oh whoa oh)
Bring it now (Oh whoa oh) (Oh whoa oh)
Sting me now (Oh whoa oh)
Badass named Pooh!
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