[Ariana’s manager:]
Uh huh! It's Ariana!
She’s got a big problem with you cheap fans
(One big one big - Problem)

Hey cheapo, I know that you saw her
You don’t ignore her (She loves you, too)
And even though you try her
Ya need to buy her (But you don’t come through)

Tell me, tell me, skinflints, why can't you buy now
But even though we know you love her
We’ve really had it (We need sales to you)

[chorus]
You hear on the cloud, but we’re shrugging our shoulders
Scratching our heads, and realize that we've sold -
One less album without ya!
We sold one less album without ya
(We sold one less, one less album)
One less album without ya

I know you're only one buyer
And I know it’s - not just you
But the people that we hire
They say so many - are just like you

Every time you watch her, that says you like her
But it makes her chart less
When too many - think like you

[repeat chorus]